But he doesn't like toilet paper! He's all about the baby wipes.

I know! That's why it would be a total win to get him to promote a special self-ass-cleaning toilet paper that is superior to just plain dry.

I love you people.

You people frighten me.

Comcast here has just introduced the rebranding of its products as Xfinity, apparently hoping we'll forget that it's still Comcast. It reminds me of how the Atlanta City Council dealt with the problem of Stewart Avenue being associated with prostitution. It changed the name of the street to Metropolitan Parkway, perhaps in the hope that the prostitutes would be unable to find their usual corners and wander about aimlessly.

Also, I have the cool air, for less than the original estimate. I must light a candle to St. Willis Carrier.

Where are people talking about Parenthood?

Ah. I'd thought more along the lines of us finding out his very special preferred brand of wet booty-wipes.

Here, DJ, in whitefont.

Here, DJ. Or at least I am. But I am on tape delay from last night.

Here, I think, DJ? Or is it considered a comedy?

ETA- I still have not watched and am planning to either while stuffing envelopes this afternoon or tonight.

But Terrence Howard is batshit. Like he is perfectly fine being completely "chaste" which makes it possible for him to date 3-4 women at a time. Also, when a woman pressures him to have sex with them premaritally he feels unclean.