Me neither, Kathy. Besides, everyone knows that bears don't use toilet paper! I like the frolicking puppies toilet paper, but I do not like the one with the little old ladies "quilting" the toilet paper with knitting needles.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2010 8:23:05 am PDT #387 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Cashmere - May 19, 2010 8:27:34 am PDT #388 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.
The accusations of sock puppetry continue. I wish the forum I was on supported IP addresses so they could see I'm not the other person! They're complete asshats.
Jessica - May 19, 2010 8:28:26 am PDT #389 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This is why I take the stairs:
The cumulative time that office workers spent waiting for elevators in the past 12 months totaled 92 years across the 16 cities, broken out in the following way: New York City, 16.6 years; Los Angeles, 8.7 years; Chicago, 9.0 years; Houston, 6.8 years; Dallas/Fort Worth, 5.5 years; Washington, D.C., 7.7 years; Atlanta, 4.3 years; Boston, 5.4 years; Philadelphia, 6.0 years; San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose, 4.5 years; Detroit, 2.7 years; Seattle/Tacoma, 3.2 years; Denver, 2.3 years; Phoenix/Prescott, 4.1 years; Tampa/St. Petersburg, 1.6 years; Minneapolis/Saint Paul, 3.1 years.
Vortex - May 19, 2010 8:40:40 am PDT #390 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.
I have told so many people about Terrence Howard that when I try to put "terrence howard toilet paper" into google on my iPhone, the search pops up after "ter"
Kat - May 19, 2010 8:45:34 am PDT #391 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Terrence Howard should totally do a toilet paper commercial!
Amy - May 19, 2010 8:47:37 am PDT #392 of 30001
Because books.
I only vaguely recall the Terrence Howard/toilet paper connection, and I think I'm okay with that.
§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:47:46 am PDT #393 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But he doesn't like toilet paper! He's all about the baby wipes.
Kat - May 19, 2010 8:49:59 am PDT #394 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I know! That's why it would be a total win to get him to promote a special self-ass-cleaning toilet paper that is superior to just plain dry.
Steph L. - May 19, 2010 8:51:20 am PDT #395 of 30001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
I love you people.
megan walker - May 19, 2010 8:51:50 am PDT #396 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
You people frighten me.