Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - May 19, 2010 8:27:34 am PDT #388 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.

The accusations of sock puppetry continue. I wish the forum I was on supported IP addresses so they could see I'm not the other person! They're complete asshats.


Jessica - May 19, 2010 8:28:26 am PDT #389 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

This is why I take the stairs:

The cumulative time that office workers spent waiting for elevators in the past 12 months totaled 92 years across the 16 cities, broken out in the following way: New York City, 16.6 years; Los Angeles, 8.7 years; Chicago, 9.0 years; Houston, 6.8 years; Dallas/Fort Worth, 5.5 years; Washington, D.C., 7.7 years; Atlanta, 4.3 years; Boston, 5.4 years; Philadelphia, 6.0 years; San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose, 4.5 years; Detroit, 2.7 years; Seattle/Tacoma, 3.2 years; Denver, 2.3 years; Phoenix/Prescott, 4.1 years; Tampa/St. Petersburg, 1.6 years; Minneapolis/Saint Paul, 3.1 years.


Vortex - May 19, 2010 8:40:40 am PDT #390 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.

I have told so many people about Terrence Howard that when I try to put "terrence howard toilet paper" into google on my iPhone, the search pops up after "ter"


Kat - May 19, 2010 8:45:34 am PDT #391 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Terrence Howard should totally do a toilet paper commercial!


Amy - May 19, 2010 8:47:37 am PDT #392 of 30001
Because books.

I only vaguely recall the Terrence Howard/toilet paper connection, and I think I'm okay with that.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 8:47:46 am PDT #393 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But he doesn't like toilet paper! He's all about the baby wipes.


Kat - May 19, 2010 8:49:59 am PDT #394 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I know! That's why it would be a total win to get him to promote a special self-ass-cleaning toilet paper that is superior to just plain dry.


Steph L. - May 19, 2010 8:51:20 am PDT #395 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I love you people.


megan walker - May 19, 2010 8:51:50 am PDT #396 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

You people frighten me.


Ginger - May 19, 2010 8:52:03 am PDT #397 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Comcast here has just introduced the rebranding of its products as Xfinity, apparently hoping we'll forget that it's still Comcast. It reminds me of how the Atlanta City Council dealt with the problem of Stewart Avenue being associated with prostitution. It changed the name of the street to Metropolitan Parkway, perhaps in the hope that the prostitutes would be unable to find their usual corners and wander about aimlessly.

Also, I have the cool air, for less than the original estimate. I must light a candle to St. Willis Carrier.