I think toilet paper ads should be banned from TV. t /Ihatehavingatvintheoffice
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 19, 2010 8:13:44 am PDT #380 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - May 19, 2010 8:14:26 am PDT #381 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think toilet paper ads should be banned from TV.
But Jess, then how will people get TP for their bungholios?
msbelle - May 19, 2010 8:15:24 am PDT #382 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am cornholio
Jessica - May 19, 2010 8:15:49 am PDT #383 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
People can still buy TP! I just don't want to hear people talking about how soft and absorbent it is while I'm eating my lunch.
msbelle - May 19, 2010 8:19:19 am PDT #384 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
a TP company should take the strategy of those Tampon commercials.
Our product will wipe your ass better!
Kathy A - May 19, 2010 8:20:45 am PDT #385 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I still can't believe a TP company went with the "does a bear shit in the woods?" meme for their ads.
DavidS - May 19, 2010 8:21:52 am PDT #386 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am cornholio
Don't let msbelle have any more coffee!
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2010 8:23:05 am PDT #387 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Me neither, Kathy. Besides, everyone knows that bears don't use toilet paper! I like the frolicking puppies toilet paper, but I do not like the one with the little old ladies "quilting" the toilet paper with knitting needles.
Cashmere - May 19, 2010 8:27:34 am PDT #388 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Now I can't stop thinking about Terrence Howard. Hope you're all happy.
The accusations of sock puppetry continue. I wish the forum I was on supported IP addresses so they could see I'm not the other person! They're complete asshats.
Jessica - May 19, 2010 8:28:26 am PDT #389 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This is why I take the stairs:
The cumulative time that office workers spent waiting for elevators in the past 12 months totaled 92 years across the 16 cities, broken out in the following way: New York City, 16.6 years; Los Angeles, 8.7 years; Chicago, 9.0 years; Houston, 6.8 years; Dallas/Fort Worth, 5.5 years; Washington, D.C., 7.7 years; Atlanta, 4.3 years; Boston, 5.4 years; Philadelphia, 6.0 years; San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose, 4.5 years; Detroit, 2.7 years; Seattle/Tacoma, 3.2 years; Denver, 2.3 years; Phoenix/Prescott, 4.1 years; Tampa/St. Petersburg, 1.6 years; Minneapolis/Saint Paul, 3.1 years.