Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ita, I hope that the specialist helps. Insomnia is bad enough in and of itself; trying to swing it with the wonky head pain added on is a nightmare.
I'd throw my sis under a bus for...oh, hell she's my sister. It'd have to be good.
Would she die? Or just get a broken leg? That would really affect my answer.
I love Erin very much right now.
My sister threw me over first. Though, technically, I think I'm more likely to get with Mr. Elba than she is with the guy she's prioritising over me, but she might argue with me over that. ::sniff::
Yes, I hold grudges. AND I cockblock. It's so over for her now.
I'm in good shape because I don't have a sister!
I guess I have to factor in the husband, though. Hmm.
I'm chugging cough medicine and ibuprofen and staring at a coloring book and old Top Chef episodes. My energy level is zilch.
I wonder if my sister and I could work out a laminated lists. Because, really, we're better than this.
The Tom Hardy catfight would be epic. But I can totally take her.
Okay, requirements document 1/3 amended. That's pretty impressive.
Not.
Good god, head. Stop hurting.
I could narrow down a laminated list to two names. I bet you (and Perkins) can guess them, too. And I actually might get approval from the other half if I had a decent shot.
There's a chance I'm hallucinating, though.
Idris Elba is really hot. I don't have a sister, but ita could kill me with her pinky finger. She totally gets first chance.
I'm single. And I have the morals of an alleycat. I shouldn't need a laminated list. I just have this troublesome sister who thinks she gets a vote. Especially on guys born in September 1972. Or the 15th of September.
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
A. By the peanuts on his breath.
Q. How do you put five elephants in a VW?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and one in the glove compartment.
There are days I'd throw my sister under a bus for no compensation whatsoever.
My favourite elephant joke sequence runs:
Q: How do you get two elephants in a mini?
A: One in the front and one in the back.
Q: How do you get two giraffes in a mini?
A: Same as with the elephants but take the roof off first.
Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.