I'm in good shape because I don't have a sister!
I guess I have to factor in the husband, though. Hmm.
I'm chugging cough medicine and ibuprofen and staring at a coloring book and old Top Chef episodes. My energy level is zilch.
I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Sep 22, 2010 1:05:18 pm PDT #25521 of 30001
Because books.
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 1:09:01 pm PDT #25522 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wonder if my sister and I could work out a laminated lists. Because, really, we're better than this.
The Tom Hardy catfight would be epic. But I can totally take her.
Okay, requirements document 1/3 amended. That's pretty impressive.
Not.
Good god, head. Stop hurting.
Amy - Sep 22, 2010 1:16:52 pm PDT #25523 of 30001
Because books.
I could narrow down a laminated list to two names. I bet you (and Perkins) can guess them, too. And I actually might get approval from the other half if I had a decent shot.
There's a chance I'm hallucinating, though.
erikaj - Sep 22, 2010 1:18:23 pm PDT #25524 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Idris Elba is really hot. I don't have a sister, but ita could kill me with her pinky finger. She totally gets first chance.
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 1:20:47 pm PDT #25525 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm single. And I have the morals of an alleycat. I shouldn't need a laminated list. I just have this troublesome sister who thinks she gets a vote. Especially on guys born in September 1972. Or the 15th of September.
Ginger - Sep 22, 2010 1:32:06 pm PDT #25526 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
A. By the peanuts on his breath.
Q. How do you put five elephants in a VW?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and one in the glove compartment.
There are days I'd throw my sister under a bus for no compensation whatsoever.
billytea - Sep 22, 2010 1:37:25 pm PDT #25527 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My favourite elephant joke sequence runs:
Q: How do you get two elephants in a mini?
A: One in the front and one in the back.
Q: How do you get two giraffes in a mini?
A: Same as with the elephants but take the roof off first.
Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 1:39:02 pm PDT #25528 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.
People get shot for a lot less than that, bt.
Requirements document is changed. I want to go home.
Jesse - Sep 22, 2010 1:45:45 pm PDT #25529 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The only problem with Idris Elba in real life is, doesn't he rap? I'm skeptical. Not that I've heard it.
The stew was a mistake. I think it will still be good, but it took forever, and due to use error, I lost all of the liquid out of my blender.
§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 1:50:49 pm PDT #25530 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
1. No rapping in the bedroom. This goes for Run DMC also.
2. What's wrong with rapping?
3. IDRIS ELBA.