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billytea - Sep 22, 2010 1:37:25 pm PDT #25527 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My favourite elephant joke sequence runs:

Q: How do you get two elephants in a mini?
A: One in the front and one in the back.

Q: How do you get two giraffes in a mini?
A: Same as with the elephants but take the roof off first.

Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.

§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 1:39:02 pm PDT #25528 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.

People get shot for a lot less than that, bt.

Requirements document is changed. I want to go home.

Jesse - Sep 22, 2010 1:45:45 pm PDT #25529 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The only problem with Idris Elba in real life is, doesn't he rap? I'm skeptical. Not that I've heard it.

The stew was a mistake. I think it will still be good, but it took forever, and due to use error, I lost all of the liquid out of my blender.

§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 1:50:49 pm PDT #25530 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

1. No rapping in the bedroom. This goes for Run DMC also.
2. What's wrong with rapping?
3. IDRIS ELBA.

Jesse - Sep 22, 2010 1:55:42 pm PDT #25531 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm just afraid it's a sign of potential douchiness. I am skeptical of actors rapping!

Whatever, I know. I'll show you crazy! Crazy for Idris Elba. Given that I did not see that movie, I don't know why that's the line that always comes to mind...

§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 2:00:27 pm PDT #25532 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dude. He's no Adrien Brody. His nickname is DJ Big Dris. That's totally...okay, I have no perspective whatsoever. The man is sex.

Okay, I'm updating this slide presentation and going home. My head is crazy and lying down in my car isn't cutting it.

bon bon - Sep 22, 2010 2:07:50 pm PDT #25533 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The only problem with Idris Elba in real life is, doesn't he rap? I'm skeptical. Not that I've heard it.

I don't think he raps, he DJs. Also it's more important to him than acting, and I think he doesn't get what everybody sees in him re: the Wire. But I think I heard the same thing about Wood Harris.

Jesse - Sep 22, 2010 2:13:59 pm PDT #25534 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think he doesn't get what everybody sees in him re: the Wire

He gets what everyone sees in him re: teh sexness, though, right?

§ ita § - Sep 22, 2010 2:15:29 pm PDT #25535 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is no way he doesn't get that he's teh sex. NO WAY. And if he doesn't, I will call him up and assure him of it.

Okay, going now.

Sheryl - Sep 22, 2010 2:48:43 pm PDT #25536 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?

A: You don't, you get down from a duck.

(All the other elephant jokes I know were already posted)

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