I could narrow down a laminated list to two names. I bet you (and Perkins) can guess them, too. And I actually might get approval from the other half if I had a decent shot.
There's a chance I'm hallucinating, though.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I could narrow down a laminated list to two names. I bet you (and Perkins) can guess them, too. And I actually might get approval from the other half if I had a decent shot.
There's a chance I'm hallucinating, though.
Idris Elba is really hot. I don't have a sister, but ita could kill me with her pinky finger. She totally gets first chance.
I'm single. And I have the morals of an alleycat. I shouldn't need a laminated list. I just have this troublesome sister who thinks she gets a vote. Especially on guys born in September 1972. Or the 15th of September.
Q. How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
A. By the peanuts on his breath.
Q. How do you put five elephants in a VW?
A. Two in the front, two in the back and one in the glove compartment.
There are days I'd throw my sister under a bus for no compensation whatsoever.
My favourite elephant joke sequence runs:
Q: How do you get two elephants in a mini?
A: One in the front and one in the back.
Q: How do you get two giraffes in a mini?
A: Same as with the elephants but take the roof off first.
Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.
Q: How do you get two whales in a mini?
A: Drive west from London.
People get shot for a lot less than that, bt.
Requirements document is changed. I want to go home.
The only problem with Idris Elba in real life is, doesn't he rap? I'm skeptical. Not that I've heard it.
The stew was a mistake. I think it will still be good, but it took forever, and due to use error, I lost all of the liquid out of my blender.
1. No rapping in the bedroom. This goes for Run DMC also.
2. What's wrong with rapping?
3. IDRIS ELBA.
I'm just afraid it's a sign of potential douchiness. I am skeptical of actors rapping!
Whatever, I know. I'll show you crazy! Crazy for Idris Elba. Given that I did not see that movie, I don't know why that's the line that always comes to mind...
Dude. He's no Adrien Brody. His nickname is DJ Big Dris. That's totally...okay, I have no perspective whatsoever. The man is sex.
Okay, I'm updating this slide presentation and going home. My head is crazy and lying down in my car isn't cutting it.