Really?
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Jan 11, 2010 6:05:39 pm PST #843 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 6:09:43 pm PST #844 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have managed to miss those. But in the spirit of camaraderie, I hate Old Navy ads.
sarameg - Jan 11, 2010 6:12:59 pm PST #845 of 30001
Really. They keep popping up at random sites, and HATE.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2010 6:39:52 pm PST #846 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 6:44:25 pm PST #847 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The end is nigh.
The chick from Twilight is playing her in a movie. The end is nigher and nigher.
But I judge...Kristen Stewart could be a great actress. After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father. Oh, I still would have judged.
Atropa - Jan 11, 2010 7:00:28 pm PST #848 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father.
OMGWTFPOLARBEAR? Wow. Just ... wow. The mind boggles.
Burrell - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:29 pm PST #849 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Colin? Really? That would have added a whole 'nother twist to the movie viewing experience.
The guy they chose to play pere Cullen looks freakishly like a 70s department store mannequin come to life. I find it very hard to square the huge gap between the description of the vampires' beauty in the novel and the look of the actors playing them on screen.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:49 pm PST #850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would have laughed for a week. But then I'd have had to see the movie in the theatres.
Strix - Jan 11, 2010 7:02:02 pm PST #851 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That is AWESOME to know, ita!
Heh.
bon bon - Jan 11, 2010 7:08:52 pm PST #852 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Re Twilight: I am not sure Kristen Stewart has any range, but I think she is terribly convincing as a repressed teenager. She is rumored to be a lesbian, and I really want her to get together with Ellen Page.
Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)? But honestly it is hard to notice him when this guy: [link] is lurking about. Colin probably doesn't need the agita of being part of the franchise, but I'm sure he'd like the money!
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