Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.

'Not Fade Away'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2010 6:05:39 pm PST #843 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Really?


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 6:09:43 pm PST #844 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have managed to miss those. But in the spirit of camaraderie, I hate Old Navy ads.


sarameg - Jan 11, 2010 6:12:59 pm PST #845 of 30001

Really. They keep popping up at random sites, and HATE.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2010 6:39:52 pm PST #846 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The end is nigh.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 6:44:25 pm PST #847 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The end is nigh.

The chick from Twilight is playing her in a movie. The end is nigher and nigher.

But I judge...Kristen Stewart could be a great actress. After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father. Oh, I still would have judged.


Atropa - Jan 11, 2010 7:00:28 pm PST #848 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father.

OMGWTFPOLARBEAR? Wow. Just ... wow. The mind boggles.


Burrell - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:29 pm PST #849 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Colin? Really? That would have added a whole 'nother twist to the movie viewing experience.

The guy they chose to play pere Cullen looks freakishly like a 70s department store mannequin come to life. I find it very hard to square the huge gap between the description of the vampires' beauty in the novel and the look of the actors playing them on screen.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:49 pm PST #850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would have laughed for a week. But then I'd have had to see the movie in the theatres.


Strix - Jan 11, 2010 7:02:02 pm PST #851 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That is AWESOME to know, ita!

Heh.


bon bon - Jan 11, 2010 7:08:52 pm PST #852 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Re Twilight: I am not sure Kristen Stewart has any range, but I think she is terribly convincing as a repressed teenager. She is rumored to be a lesbian, and I really want her to get together with Ellen Page.

Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)? But honestly it is hard to notice him when this guy: [link] is lurking about. Colin probably doesn't need the agita of being part of the franchise, but I'm sure he'd like the money!