I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2010 6:39:52 pm PST #846 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 6:44:25 pm PST #847 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The end is nigh.
The chick from Twilight is playing her in a movie. The end is nigher and nigher.
But I judge...Kristen Stewart could be a great actress. After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father. Oh, I still would have judged.
Atropa - Jan 11, 2010 7:00:28 pm PST #848 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father.
OMGWTFPOLARBEAR? Wow. Just ... wow. The mind boggles.
Burrell - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:29 pm PST #849 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Colin? Really? That would have added a whole 'nother twist to the movie viewing experience.
The guy they chose to play pere Cullen looks freakishly like a 70s department store mannequin come to life. I find it very hard to square the huge gap between the description of the vampires' beauty in the novel and the look of the actors playing them on screen.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:49 pm PST #850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would have laughed for a week. But then I'd have had to see the movie in the theatres.
Strix - Jan 11, 2010 7:02:02 pm PST #851 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That is AWESOME to know, ita!
Heh.
bon bon - Jan 11, 2010 7:08:52 pm PST #852 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Re Twilight: I am not sure Kristen Stewart has any range, but I think she is terribly convincing as a repressed teenager. She is rumored to be a lesbian, and I really want her to get together with Ellen Page.
Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)? But honestly it is hard to notice him when this guy: [link] is lurking about. Colin probably doesn't need the agita of being part of the franchise, but I'm sure he'd like the money!
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Lee - Jan 11, 2010 7:11:12 pm PST #853 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think my tv just died.
Amy - Jan 11, 2010 7:13:58 pm PST #854 of 30001
Because books.
Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)?
But he's not their real father. He just plays one in Forks as a cover.
Wow, I know more about Twilight than I want to.
shrift - Jan 11, 2010 7:14:11 pm PST #855 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, my god, ita. Watching Colin play vampire baseball would have had me in tears. I mourn the loss of such a prime mocking opportunity.