The end is nigh.

The chick from Twilight is playing her in a movie. The end is nigher and nigher.

But I judge...Kristen Stewart could be a great actress. After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father. Oh, I still would have judged.

After all, Colin was being considered for the role of Edward's father.

OMGWTFPOLARBEAR? Wow. Just ... wow. The mind boggles.

Colin? Really? That would have added a whole 'nother twist to the movie viewing experience.

The guy they chose to play pere Cullen looks freakishly like a 70s department store mannequin come to life. I find it very hard to square the huge gap between the description of the vampires' beauty in the novel and the look of the actors playing them on screen.

I would have laughed for a week. But then I'd have had to see the movie in the theatres.

That is AWESOME to know, ita!

Heh.

Re Twilight: I am not sure Kristen Stewart has any range, but I think she is terribly convincing as a repressed teenager. She is rumored to be a lesbian, and I really want her to get together with Ellen Page.

Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)? But honestly it is hard to notice him when this guy: [link] is lurking about. Colin probably doesn't need the agita of being part of the franchise, but I'm sure he'd like the money!

I think my tv just died.

Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)?

But he's not their real father. He just plays one in Forks as a cover.

Wow, I know more about Twilight than I want to.

Oh, my god, ita. Watching Colin play vampire baseball would have had me in tears. I mourn the loss of such a prime mocking opportunity.

Oh, my god, ita. Watching Colin play vampire baseball would have had me in tears.

Ahahaahahahaha!

Tho, watching him in the (to quote Cleolinda) the revival of the Interview With A Vampire scene in the second movie would have been comedy GOLD.