I would have laughed for a week. But then I'd have had to see the movie in the theatres.
Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 7:01:49 pm PST #850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Strix - Jan 11, 2010 7:02:02 pm PST #851 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That is AWESOME to know, ita!
Heh.
bon bon - Jan 11, 2010 7:08:52 pm PST #852 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Re Twilight: I am not sure Kristen Stewart has any range, but I think she is terribly convincing as a repressed teenager. She is rumored to be a lesbian, and I really want her to get together with Ellen Page.
Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)? But honestly it is hard to notice him when this guy: [link] is lurking about. Colin probably doesn't need the agita of being part of the franchise, but I'm sure he'd like the money!
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Lee - Jan 11, 2010 7:11:12 pm PST #853 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think my tv just died.
Amy - Jan 11, 2010 7:13:58 pm PST #854 of 30001
Because books.
Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)?
But he's not their real father. He just plays one in Forks as a cover.
Wow, I know more about Twilight than I want to.
shrift - Jan 11, 2010 7:14:11 pm PST #855 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, my god, ita. Watching Colin play vampire baseball would have had me in tears. I mourn the loss of such a prime mocking opportunity.
Atropa - Jan 11, 2010 7:22:08 pm PST #856 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, my god, ita. Watching Colin play vampire baseball would have had me in tears.
Ahahaahahahaha!
Tho, watching him in the (to quote Cleolinda) the revival of the Interview With A Vampire scene in the second movie would have been comedy GOLD.
Burrell - Jan 11, 2010 7:28:01 pm PST #857 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am not sure Kristen Stewart has any range, but I think she is terribly convincing as a repressed teenager.
I agree bon. She's a far more interesting Bella than the one in the book, but that could just be the lack of internal monologue: "Oh no! Look I just aged another day. A whole 'nother day! I'm so old now. Oh look, there's Edward! He's so perfect. I love it when he lurks outside my house like that."
bon bon - Jan 11, 2010 7:28:27 pm PST #858 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Peter Facinelli is way too young, and uh, brunet, to convincingly play a blond father of (four)?
But he's not their real father. He just plays one in Forks as a cover.
I know. He's not convincing as someone who would try to persuade someone else that he is the father of teens.
bon bon - Jan 11, 2010 7:36:46 pm PST #859 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
NYT, hive of Buffy love: [link]