You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 7:41:50 am PDT #22664 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

One day I'll do it. Maybe.

If I can do it you can surely do it!


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:44:32 am PDT #22665 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle. I have no problem with my butch quotient. I just don't want to get wet or have to mop up the floor.


Strix - Apr 13, 2010 7:50:07 am PDT #22666 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle.

Oh, ita. I love you so much!


msbelle - Apr 13, 2010 8:16:19 am PDT #22667 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

dude, I have changed water bottles without incident.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 8:17:45 am PDT #22668 of 30001
Because books.

Aw, the husband got to come home briefly for lunch! And brought me chicken salad and cigarettes and made tea. He rocks.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:23:30 am PDT #22669 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::flutters eyelashes bashfully at Erin::

msbelle, you come over here and change my water bottles, and I will kick people for you. Deal?

Of course, I would also like someone to come over and bring me food. I kinda neglected to take lunch today. Chipotle feels like a trek already.

Good onya and the hub, Amy.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 8:25:01 am PDT #22670 of 30001
Because books.

I'd send Garv over, ita, but it might be a while ...

I would like to stop sneezing now. And hacking. I sound like I have croup.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 8:26:26 am PDT #22671 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

msbelle, you come over here and change my water bottles, and I will kick people for you. Deal?

You know, msbelle's not shy about punching people in the head on her own time.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:29:47 am PDT #22672 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which is why I said kick. It's a whole different vibe.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:31:23 am PDT #22673 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle.

Ah..see I'm more of a crotch kicker.

I'm a clumsy person of dubious upper body strength and I can change a water bottle with no spilling.

I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do. Like put away the stupid laundry.