One day I'll do it. Maybe.
If I can do it you can surely do it!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Apr 13, 2010 7:41:50 am PDT #22664 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:44:32 am PDT #22665 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle. I have no problem with my butch quotient. I just don't want to get wet or have to mop up the floor.
Strix - Apr 13, 2010 7:50:07 am PDT #22666 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle.
Oh, ita. I love you so much!
msbelle - Apr 13, 2010 8:16:19 am PDT #22667 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
dude, I have changed water bottles without incident.
Amy - Apr 13, 2010 8:17:45 am PDT #22668 of 30001
Because books.
Aw, the husband got to come home briefly for lunch! And brought me chicken salad and cigarettes and made tea. He rocks.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:23:30 am PDT #22669 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::flutters eyelashes bashfully at Erin::
msbelle, you come over here and change my water bottles, and I will kick people for you. Deal?
Of course, I would also like someone to come over and bring me food. I kinda neglected to take lunch today. Chipotle feels like a trek already.
Good onya and the hub, Amy.
Amy - Apr 13, 2010 8:25:01 am PDT #22670 of 30001
Because books.
I'd send Garv over, ita, but it might be a while ...
I would like to stop sneezing now. And hacking. I sound like I have croup.
DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 8:26:26 am PDT #22671 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
msbelle, you come over here and change my water bottles, and I will kick people for you. Deal?
You know, msbelle's not shy about punching people in the head on her own time.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:29:47 am PDT #22672 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Which is why I said kick. It's a whole different vibe.
lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:31:23 am PDT #22673 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle.
Ah..see I'm more of a crotch kicker.
I'm a clumsy person of dubious upper body strength and I can change a water bottle with no spilling.
I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do. Like put away the stupid laundry.