Justin Bieber's People cover freaks me out. With the teeth and the perkiness. He could be a serial killer, or he could be trying to sell me some Ginkgo Cutlery. Who knows? I am just saying, if someone smiled at me like that on the street, I would flip out like a mammal, throw something at his face, and RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Bye, now. Have good sex.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 13, 2010 7:20:15 am PDT #22654 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:20:51 am PDT #22655 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I guess I kinda have three. Two and a half. Not full posting privileges on the third. Hmmph.
Do you have to work while you're sick, Amy? I hope not.
In all my office-working career, I have never refilled a water cooler. I thought today was going to be the day, since someone left it empty and I had witnesses (yeah, sometimes I just leave, WHAT OF IT????). But this guy I had six inches on in these heels brushed me aside and did it instead. And made a hell of a mess.
Better him than me! That's exactly what I figured I was going to do, but I probably would have been worse.
Amy - Apr 13, 2010 7:22:49 am PDT #22656 of 30001
Because books.
I have to finish this book by Friday. The last chapters will be decongestant-tastic, I'm sure. (S. is the one out of the house all week, and therefore not here to wait on me. Sniff.)
I tried to change the water bottle at work once and spilled at least a third of it. They didn't let me do that again, not that I offered.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 7:25:00 am PDT #22657 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
When I've worked at places with the big water bottles, I've become kind of an expert at replacing them. Sometimes I like to be a little butch.
At the one job, we had to go fetch them from the kitchen, and the couple of guys in the department revolted when it seemed like people were waiting for them to do it, so we had to make a schedule and buddy up. Jobs are ridiculous.
Aims - Apr 13, 2010 7:30:21 am PDT #22658 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
When I've worked at places with the big water bottles, I've become kind of an expert at replacing them. Sometimes I like to be a little butch.
We are one in this. I always try to use up the last of the water so I can change it and be all I AM STRONG PERSON!
Vortex - Apr 13, 2010 7:35:58 am PDT #22659 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
We had a water cooler when we lived in Saudi Arabia, I've been changing 5 gallon water bottles since I was 8 or 9.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 7:36:25 am PDT #22660 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You lived in Saudi Arabia??
Lee - Apr 13, 2010 7:37:29 am PDT #22661 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think I am catching Amy's crud, or maybe Dana's.
Just in time for Library week events!!!!
Blrgh.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:38:33 am PDT #22662 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have to finish this book by Friday.
Blargh.
Sometimes I like to be a little butch.
I was *shameless*. I loved it. I was all "big strong (5'2) man saved me from the water bottle!" Stopped just short of batting my eyelashes.
One day I'll do it. Maybe.
Strix - Apr 13, 2010 7:39:54 am PDT #22663 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yeah, whaa???
My favorite strong girl thing to do is open jars. I whack them casually on the floor, and they pop right off.(Only once has the jar broken; it was expensive raspberry with pecan preserves, and I was v. sad.)