Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:29:47 am PDT #22672 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which is why I said kick. It's a whole different vibe.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:31:23 am PDT #22673 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle.

Ah..see I'm more of a crotch kicker.

I'm a clumsy person of dubious upper body strength and I can change a water bottle with no spilling.

I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do. Like put away the stupid laundry.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:35:26 am PDT #22674 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kicking in the head and kicking in the groin are different thrills. I enjoy them both, and haven't done either in way too long. Cursed migraines.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:36:42 am PDT #22675 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Kicking in the head and kicking in the groin are different thrills.

It's true!

Wish you could get back to doing both too.


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:01 am PDT #22676 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Lillian!

nude sleeping is one of my earthquake fears.

Mine, too, especially since I came thisclose to running out of the house in nothing but thong underwear during the Northridge quake.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:12 am PDT #22677 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do.

Abso-freaking-lutely. Especially as a person living alone! Sometimes I just DON'T WANNA.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:42 am PDT #22678 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just spent hours trying to get a report to work right. Turned out to be a dumb error on my part. But I had one of my bosses help me for an hour and he was stumped as well so I don't feel so bad.

ION, had coffee and OJ for breakfast, which upset my tummy. Apparently I need to be nicer to my tummy. Also, I forget if I've mentioned this here, but I was told that stress and anxiety can make one more susceptible to motion sickness, so maybe I Need to see my Dr. about different anxiety meds....


Burrell - Apr 13, 2010 9:13:51 am PDT #22679 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Lilybean! I for one have no problem thinking of her as FIVE.

Sometime I think I'm a bad buffista because when I see a name like Justin Bieber my brain briefly registers "never heard of him" and then moves on.

Sure this time it's just some teen pop star, but I am quite sure that I pass by deliciously tasty actors and musicians being mentioned here all the time.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:16:01 am PDT #22680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man Apparently Loves Brenda

Uh-oh.

You know how it’s a bad idea to get a girl’s name tattooed on you? Multiply that by about a hundred. This photo of a name tattoo in many, many different typefaces has been circulating the Internet. I hope that the relationship lasts.


brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 9:27:05 am PDT #22681 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not it!