Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 8:26:26 am PDT #22671 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

msbelle, you come over here and change my water bottles, and I will kick people for you. Deal?

You know, msbelle's not shy about punching people in the head on her own time.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:29:47 am PDT #22672 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which is why I said kick. It's a whole different vibe.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:31:23 am PDT #22673 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I would much rather kick you in the head than maneuver a water bottle.

Ah..see I'm more of a crotch kicker.

I'm a clumsy person of dubious upper body strength and I can change a water bottle with no spilling.

I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do. Like put away the stupid laundry.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 8:35:26 am PDT #22674 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kicking in the head and kicking in the groin are different thrills. I enjoy them both, and haven't done either in way too long. Cursed migraines.


lisah - Apr 13, 2010 8:36:42 am PDT #22675 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Kicking in the head and kicking in the groin are different thrills.

It's true!

Wish you could get back to doing both too.


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:01 am PDT #22676 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday, Lillian!

nude sleeping is one of my earthquake fears.

Mine, too, especially since I came thisclose to running out of the house in nothing but thong underwear during the Northridge quake.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:12 am PDT #22677 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I totally get not wanting to do it though! There's a lot of stuff I can do that I don't want to do.

Abso-freaking-lutely. Especially as a person living alone! Sometimes I just DON'T WANNA.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:11:42 am PDT #22678 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just spent hours trying to get a report to work right. Turned out to be a dumb error on my part. But I had one of my bosses help me for an hour and he was stumped as well so I don't feel so bad.

ION, had coffee and OJ for breakfast, which upset my tummy. Apparently I need to be nicer to my tummy. Also, I forget if I've mentioned this here, but I was told that stress and anxiety can make one more susceptible to motion sickness, so maybe I Need to see my Dr. about different anxiety meds....


Burrell - Apr 13, 2010 9:13:51 am PDT #22679 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Lilybean! I for one have no problem thinking of her as FIVE.

Sometime I think I'm a bad buffista because when I see a name like Justin Bieber my brain briefly registers "never heard of him" and then moves on.

Sure this time it's just some teen pop star, but I am quite sure that I pass by deliciously tasty actors and musicians being mentioned here all the time.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:16:01 am PDT #22680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man Apparently Loves Brenda

Uh-oh.

You know how it’s a bad idea to get a girl’s name tattooed on you? Multiply that by about a hundred. This photo of a name tattoo in many, many different typefaces has been circulating the Internet. I hope that the relationship lasts.