Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 4:39:46 am PDT #20228 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Sometimes it was just a Fimble in your chair

We used to have an inflatable alien who would appear in people's chairs. I don't know what happened to him. Probably went back to the (inflatable) mother ship.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2010 4:49:19 am PDT #20229 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Holy crap -- Amtrak isn't running south from Boston, because the flooding in Rhode Island is so bad. I'm glad (a) I'm not in the middle of a flood, and (b) I don't have a train ticket for today! Or yesterday. Or possibly tomorrow.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 4:49:55 am PDT #20230 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't mind the ones that are, say filling up someone's desk area with rubber chickens or something, as long as you do it on a day when the rubber chicken guy doesn't have a big meeting or a lot to do. A lot of practical jokes seem to be center on convincing someone something really bad is happening, and I really hate that!


DavidS - Apr 01, 2010 4:51:10 am PDT #20231 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Has anybody heard from CV? Little worried.

And rightly so as it turned out!

Welcome baby, Luna! May this be all the trouble you ever cause your dear, achey Mom.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:10:58 am PDT #20232 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A lot of practical jokes seem to be center on convincing someone something really bad is happening, and I really hate that!

Yeah, I don't think it's funny to cause people great anxiety for no reason.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 5:16:24 am PDT #20233 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My thoughts on April Fools may be colored by the fact that by two best friends in High School played a month long practical joke on me-- One of them was a boy I liked and the joke they played was that the two of them were secretly sleeping together, and I needed to keep their secret, and the boy told me all about it in great detail on the phone every night, because he just needed someone to talk to. And then he called me on April Fools Day, said "April Fools" and hung up. I actually think now, knowing what I do, that it actually wasn't a joke, and he used April Fools to get out of it, but at the time, I was absolutely devasted, because I felt like our whole friendship was a lie.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:26:38 am PDT #20234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is funny (I'm assuming it's an April Fools Day joke) Tell Me Your Secrets Bear

It would be highly disturbing if real....


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2010 5:28:33 am PDT #20235 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

ThinkGeek always has cute stuff on Internet Jackass Day. I like the Black Monolith Action Figure.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 5:41:23 am PDT #20236 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Black Monolith Action Figure.

"Zero points of articulation!"


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:43:21 am PDT #20237 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But does it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs? No!