On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 5:41:23 am PDT #20236 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Black Monolith Action Figure.

"Zero points of articulation!"


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:43:21 am PDT #20237 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But does it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs? No!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:46:21 am PDT #20238 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw this at Daily Kos:

Karl Rove has ... and believe me, these are words I never thought I'd type ... a well thought out column acknowledging the many strategic errors made by the Republican party during the health care reform debate.

But the link reveals it's an April Fools joke. Fuckers!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:48:14 am PDT #20239 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I am listening to Ethiopian Reggae piano music that my cat downloaded for me. It's OK.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2010 5:52:28 am PDT #20240 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, that's highly upsetting.

I'm not a fan of April Fool's either. I'm humourless in that regard.


Amy - Apr 01, 2010 5:55:14 am PDT #20241 of 30001
Because books.

Apri Fool's is only cute when it's little kids. Like Sara designing this "elaborate" prank where she was going to tell Ben she was bringing him a banana and bring him an apple instead. ::nods::

::hugs Sophia::


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 6:01:26 am PDT #20242 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Top 10 DIY pranks

Some are mean. Like the thing you plug someone's keyboard into that occasionally inserts random characters into what they're typing.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 01, 2010 6:03:12 am PDT #20243 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But does it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs? No!

But strangely, it does run over the neighbors' dog.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 01, 2010 6:04:39 am PDT #20244 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Top 10 DIY pranks

I do love the "Zombies Ahead" construction sign.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 6:05:03 am PDT #20245 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Now, after I said I hated April Fool's, I am laughing at this from Cute Overload:

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