But I understand. You gave up everything you had to find me. And you found me broken. It's hard for you.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:26:38 am PDT #20234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is funny (I'm assuming it's an April Fools Day joke) Tell Me Your Secrets Bear

It would be highly disturbing if real....


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2010 5:28:33 am PDT #20235 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

ThinkGeek always has cute stuff on Internet Jackass Day. I like the Black Monolith Action Figure.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 5:41:23 am PDT #20236 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Black Monolith Action Figure.

"Zero points of articulation!"


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:43:21 am PDT #20237 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But does it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs? No!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:46:21 am PDT #20238 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw this at Daily Kos:

Karl Rove has ... and believe me, these are words I never thought I'd type ... a well thought out column acknowledging the many strategic errors made by the Republican party during the health care reform debate.

But the link reveals it's an April Fools joke. Fuckers!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:48:14 am PDT #20239 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I am listening to Ethiopian Reggae piano music that my cat downloaded for me. It's OK.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2010 5:52:28 am PDT #20240 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, that's highly upsetting.

I'm not a fan of April Fool's either. I'm humourless in that regard.


Amy - Apr 01, 2010 5:55:14 am PDT #20241 of 30001
Because books.

Apri Fool's is only cute when it's little kids. Like Sara designing this "elaborate" prank where she was going to tell Ben she was bringing him a banana and bring him an apple instead. ::nods::

::hugs Sophia::


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 6:01:26 am PDT #20242 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Top 10 DIY pranks

Some are mean. Like the thing you plug someone's keyboard into that occasionally inserts random characters into what they're typing.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 01, 2010 6:03:12 am PDT #20243 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But does it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs? No!

But strangely, it does run over the neighbors' dog.