Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:10:58 am PDT #20232 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A lot of practical jokes seem to be center on convincing someone something really bad is happening, and I really hate that!

Yeah, I don't think it's funny to cause people great anxiety for no reason.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 5:16:24 am PDT #20233 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My thoughts on April Fools may be colored by the fact that by two best friends in High School played a month long practical joke on me-- One of them was a boy I liked and the joke they played was that the two of them were secretly sleeping together, and I needed to keep their secret, and the boy told me all about it in great detail on the phone every night, because he just needed someone to talk to. And then he called me on April Fools Day, said "April Fools" and hung up. I actually think now, knowing what I do, that it actually wasn't a joke, and he used April Fools to get out of it, but at the time, I was absolutely devasted, because I felt like our whole friendship was a lie.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:26:38 am PDT #20234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is funny (I'm assuming it's an April Fools Day joke) Tell Me Your Secrets Bear

It would be highly disturbing if real....


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2010 5:28:33 am PDT #20235 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

ThinkGeek always has cute stuff on Internet Jackass Day. I like the Black Monolith Action Figure.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 5:41:23 am PDT #20236 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Black Monolith Action Figure.

"Zero points of articulation!"


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:43:21 am PDT #20237 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But does it roll down stairs, alone or in pairs? No!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:46:21 am PDT #20238 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I saw this at Daily Kos:

Karl Rove has ... and believe me, these are words I never thought I'd type ... a well thought out column acknowledging the many strategic errors made by the Republican party during the health care reform debate.

But the link reveals it's an April Fools joke. Fuckers!


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 5:48:14 am PDT #20239 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, I am listening to Ethiopian Reggae piano music that my cat downloaded for me. It's OK.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2010 5:52:28 am PDT #20240 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, that's highly upsetting.

I'm not a fan of April Fool's either. I'm humourless in that regard.


Amy - Apr 01, 2010 5:55:14 am PDT #20241 of 30001
Because books.

Apri Fool's is only cute when it's little kids. Like Sara designing this "elaborate" prank where she was going to tell Ben she was bringing him a banana and bring him an apple instead. ::nods::

::hugs Sophia::