I wanna hold a monkey.
What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
Monkeys are very strong. They can tear/bite your limbs off.
Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.
'Bushwhacked'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:47 am PST #12556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dana - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:21 am PST #12557 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I vote for Batman, Scola.
Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:53 am PST #12558 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I would like a lemur. To ride on my camel.
ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:28 am PST #12559 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
On OKCupid, I typically get IMed by guys 15-20 years younger than me. I just ignore them.
flea, do not stress about Casper. You'll get him when you get him. As a teacher, we know full well that if we close early, we will have kids for awhile. It's okay.
Of course, I'm not really a teacher, but in order to keep my persona alive, I'm not telling what/who I really am. You'll just have to keep on believing middle aged teacher in the midwest. So there.
ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:59 am PST #12560 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh! I knew there was something else...
Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.
Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:53:31 am PST #12561 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.
This just made today all better.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:55:24 am PST #12562 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
You mean, like a dog?
No, I get that they're wild animals. But they, in addition to many other wild animals, fascinate me, and I want to get closer.
Which reminds me of Usain Bolt being afraid of the baby cheetah. Cutie.
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2010 7:56:04 am PST #12563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And my mom just called to tell me her sister-in-law died this morning.
Can I just be done with today? I would say I want to go home and drink, but the place where I do that is gone.
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 8:00:08 am PST #12564 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, Daisy. You are having a terrible day. I'm sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 02, 2010 8:01:33 am PST #12565 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I am in fact the Fendahl.
I'm still 3 raccoons in a human suit.
I am Spartacus!