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ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:28 am PST #12559 of 30001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

On OKCupid, I typically get IMed by guys 15-20 years younger than me. I just ignore them.

flea, do not stress about Casper. You'll get him when you get him. As a teacher, we know full well that if we close early, we will have kids for awhile. It's okay.

Of course, I'm not really a teacher, but in order to keep my persona alive, I'm not telling what/who I really am. You'll just have to keep on believing middle aged teacher in the midwest. So there.

ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:59 am PST #12560 of 30001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh! I knew there was something else...

Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.

Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:53:31 am PST #12561 of 30001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.

This just made today all better.

§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:55:24 am PST #12562 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?

You mean, like a dog?

No, I get that they're wild animals. But they, in addition to many other wild animals, fascinate me, and I want to get closer.

Which reminds me of Usain Bolt being afraid of the baby cheetah. Cutie.

Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2010 7:56:04 am PST #12563 of 30001

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And my mom just called to tell me her sister-in-law died this morning.

Can I just be done with today? I would say I want to go home and drink, but the place where I do that is gone.

Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 8:00:08 am PST #12564 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, Daisy. You are having a terrible day. I'm sorry.

Frankenbuddha - Mar 02, 2010 8:01:33 am PST #12565 of 30001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I am in fact the Fendahl.

I'm still 3 raccoons in a human suit.

I am Spartacus!

Vortex - Mar 02, 2010 8:03:22 am PST #12566 of 30001

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

On OkCupid, I got IMed by one young, cute and even interesting guy. But, he lived in Boston. Otherwise, it's creepy old guys and one submissive who keeps IMing me.

Steph L. - Mar 02, 2010 8:04:20 am PST #12567 of 30001

It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

and one submissive who keeps IMing me.

You ARE like catnip for subbies. IJS.

§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 8:05:19 am PST #12568 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.

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