Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:53:31 am PST #12561 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.

This just made today all better.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:55:24 am PST #12562 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?

You mean, like a dog?

No, I get that they're wild animals. But they, in addition to many other wild animals, fascinate me, and I want to get closer.

Which reminds me of Usain Bolt being afraid of the baby cheetah. Cutie.


Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2010 7:56:04 am PST #12563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And my mom just called to tell me her sister-in-law died this morning.

Can I just be done with today? I would say I want to go home and drink, but the place where I do that is gone.


Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 8:00:08 am PST #12564 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, Daisy. You are having a terrible day. I'm sorry.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 02, 2010 8:01:33 am PST #12565 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I am in fact the Fendahl.

I'm still 3 raccoons in a human suit.

I am Spartacus!


Vortex - Mar 02, 2010 8:03:22 am PST #12566 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

On OkCupid, I got IMed by one young, cute and even interesting guy. But, he lived in Boston. Otherwise, it's creepy old guys and one submissive who keeps IMing me.


Steph L. - Mar 02, 2010 8:04:20 am PST #12567 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

and one submissive who keeps IMing me.

You ARE like catnip for subbies. IJS.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 8:05:19 am PST #12568 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.


Aims - Mar 02, 2010 8:05:31 am PST #12569 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am Spartacus!

Are not. I am. I already said so.


Vortex - Mar 02, 2010 8:05:36 am PST #12570 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oh, I know. When I went to Folsom, I was approached a few times, and followed meekly for a while by a very sweet boy.