What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
You mean, like a dog?
No, I get that they're wild animals. But they, in addition to many other wild animals, fascinate me, and I want to get closer.
Which reminds me of Usain Bolt being afraid of the baby cheetah. Cutie.
And my mom just called to tell me her sister-in-law died this morning.
Can I just be done with today? I would say I want to go home and drink, but the place where I do that is gone.
Oh, Daisy. You are having a terrible day. I'm sorry.
I am in fact the Fendahl.
I'm still 3 raccoons in a human suit.
I am Spartacus!
On OkCupid, I got IMed by one young, cute and even interesting guy. But, he lived in Boston. Otherwise, it's creepy old guys and one submissive who keeps IMing me.
and one submissive who keeps IMing me.
You ARE like catnip for subbies. IJS.
I have a sub who keeps texting me intermittently. I suppose knocking him unconscious set a bad precedent.
I am Spartacus!
Are not. I am. I already said so.
Oh, I know. When I went to Folsom, I was approached a few times, and followed meekly for a while by a very sweet boy.
Otherwise, it's creepy old guys and one submissive who keeps IMing me.
If he's so submissive, why doesn't he obey you when you tell him not to IM you?