I've definitely been IMed on there by at least as many young kids as Actual Grownups. I'm willing to posit that each of us (me, ita, Allyson) look young for our age, though.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:13 am PST #12555 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:47 am PST #12556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wanna hold a monkey.
What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
Monkeys are very strong. They can tear/bite your limbs off.
Dana - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:21 am PST #12557 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I vote for Batman, Scola.
Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:53 am PST #12558 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I would like a lemur. To ride on my camel.
ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:28 am PST #12559 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
On OKCupid, I typically get IMed by guys 15-20 years younger than me. I just ignore them.
flea, do not stress about Casper. You'll get him when you get him. As a teacher, we know full well that if we close early, we will have kids for awhile. It's okay.
Of course, I'm not really a teacher, but in order to keep my persona alive, I'm not telling what/who I really am. You'll just have to keep on believing middle aged teacher in the midwest. So there.
ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:59 am PST #12560 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh! I knew there was something else...
Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.
Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:53:31 am PST #12561 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aimee, you have a fantastic ass. That is all.
This just made today all better.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:55:24 am PST #12562 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
You mean, like a dog?
No, I get that they're wild animals. But they, in addition to many other wild animals, fascinate me, and I want to get closer.
Which reminds me of Usain Bolt being afraid of the baby cheetah. Cutie.
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2010 7:56:04 am PST #12563 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
And my mom just called to tell me her sister-in-law died this morning.
Can I just be done with today? I would say I want to go home and drink, but the place where I do that is gone.
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 8:00:08 am PST #12564 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, Daisy. You are having a terrible day. I'm sorry.