If you post yours on the internet, would that count?
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dana - Dec 13, 2009 4:34:34 pm PST #3554 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 4:40:01 pm PST #3555 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oooh, good plan. That actually is how I got the pumpkin pie by her for Thanksgiving -- I experimented with that recipe for a while in October and the beginning of November, then when I had it right, I posted it on a vegan cooking board, and then, when I was at my parents', I asked my dad to print it out for me. (My parents, for some reason, have their only working printer in the basement. My mom can't handle stairs most of the time, so whenever she needs something printed out, she emails it to my dad. They have another working printer upstairs, it's just not plugged in or set up.)
Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:03:31 pm PST #3556 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just turned on the TV to find Oprah interviewing the Obamas about how they celebrate Christmas at the White House. I'm not quite sure what the point is.
Jessica - Dec 13, 2009 5:07:20 pm PST #3557 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That Oprah can get on TV with Obama any time she wants. SHE IS JUST THAT POWERFUL.
javachik - Dec 13, 2009 5:19:19 pm PST #3558 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I'm not quite sure what the point is.
Does it really need a point? It's our President and his wife in their first Christmas at the White House. This stuff is done every year.
Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:21:16 pm PST #3559 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Really? I guess I never noticed it before.
javachik - Dec 13, 2009 5:24:25 pm PST #3560 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Maybe not on Oprah, but by various people through the years (Diane Sawyer, Barbara Wa-Wa, Katie Couric, etc).
Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:31:20 pm PST #3561 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
OK, I found something even weirder. Full-Court Miracle, on the Disney Channel. A Jewish school has a basketball team. The main character kid has gotten several talks from the rabbis about how he needs to find the Judah Maccabbee inside himself to lead the team. Now, it's the championship game, and there's a storm, and the power went out, and there's not enough fuel in the emergency generator to have lights to finish the game! But they're going to try anyway.
I suppose I should take it as a good sign that Jews get ridiculous holiday movies just like Christians do?
omnis_audis - Dec 13, 2009 5:37:37 pm PST #3562 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
That story sounds familiar. But. I don't recall the basketball part. I wonder where I know that story...
Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:41:10 pm PST #3563 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It's a miracle! Without any fuel, the lights came back on!
Oh, and the coach who had coached them to the championships and then left because he got an NBA contract showed up just when the lights came back on, so he walked into the gym surrounded by a halo of light.