Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:31:20 pm PST #3561 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, I found something even weirder. Full-Court Miracle, on the Disney Channel. A Jewish school has a basketball team. The main character kid has gotten several talks from the rabbis about how he needs to find the Judah Maccabbee inside himself to lead the team. Now, it's the championship game, and there's a storm, and the power went out, and there's not enough fuel in the emergency generator to have lights to finish the game! But they're going to try anyway.

I suppose I should take it as a good sign that Jews get ridiculous holiday movies just like Christians do?


omnis_audis - Dec 13, 2009 5:37:37 pm PST #3562 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

That story sounds familiar. But. I don't recall the basketball part. I wonder where I know that story...


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:41:10 pm PST #3563 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's a miracle! Without any fuel, the lights came back on!

Oh, and the coach who had coached them to the championships and then left because he got an NBA contract showed up just when the lights came back on, so he walked into the gym surrounded by a halo of light.


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:48:01 pm PST #3564 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hey, we got a "shine as a beacon of hope to all the world" voiceover! I don't think I've ever seen that "all the world" stuff in a Jewish-themed show that wasn't specifically made for a Jewish audience before. I'm ... unsure how I feel about it. But it's interesting.


WindSparrow - Dec 13, 2009 5:55:51 pm PST #3565 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Cash, glad to hear the good news for your sister. Vibing hard for her.

This.

Hey, we got a "shine as a beacon of hope to all the world" voiceover! I don't think I've ever seen that "all the world" stuff in a Jewish-themed show that wasn't specifically made for a Jewish audience before. I'm ... unsure how I feel about it. But it's interesting.

Hil, that sounds every bit as mortifyingly schmoopy as most made-for-cable Christmas movies. That's the America I know and love - non-aerosol cheez-food for all!


Aims - Dec 13, 2009 6:28:33 pm PST #3566 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

sj - insent.


DCJensen - Dec 13, 2009 6:53:43 pm PST #3567 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

More Muppets!

Statler and Waldorf comment on the comments on the Internet:

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Pix - Dec 13, 2009 8:44:36 pm PST #3568 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Just skipping to the end to say that Jilli needs this: [link]


Shir - Dec 13, 2009 10:21:08 pm PST #3569 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Dear office people,

Stop giving files names in Hebrish (Hebrew written in English). It hurts my eyes and takes me ages to read. You're fluent in both langauges, use 'em, for God's sake.

Thanks,
Me.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 13, 2009 11:37:23 pm PST #3570 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I *love* the Muppets Christmas bells. Shared it on FB. Genius (like much Muppets stuff).

Shir, eek. That sounds irritating.

Continuing best wishes for your sister, Cashmere.

I handed in my dissertation two weeks ago. I wonder when it's OK to start asking professors if it's been marked yet...