Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Dec 13, 2009 5:19:19 pm PST #3558 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm not quite sure what the point is.

Does it really need a point? It's our President and his wife in their first Christmas at the White House. This stuff is done every year.


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:21:16 pm PST #3559 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Really? I guess I never noticed it before.


javachik - Dec 13, 2009 5:24:25 pm PST #3560 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Maybe not on Oprah, but by various people through the years (Diane Sawyer, Barbara Wa-Wa, Katie Couric, etc).


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:31:20 pm PST #3561 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, I found something even weirder. Full-Court Miracle, on the Disney Channel. A Jewish school has a basketball team. The main character kid has gotten several talks from the rabbis about how he needs to find the Judah Maccabbee inside himself to lead the team. Now, it's the championship game, and there's a storm, and the power went out, and there's not enough fuel in the emergency generator to have lights to finish the game! But they're going to try anyway.

I suppose I should take it as a good sign that Jews get ridiculous holiday movies just like Christians do?


omnis_audis - Dec 13, 2009 5:37:37 pm PST #3562 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

That story sounds familiar. But. I don't recall the basketball part. I wonder where I know that story...


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:41:10 pm PST #3563 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's a miracle! Without any fuel, the lights came back on!

Oh, and the coach who had coached them to the championships and then left because he got an NBA contract showed up just when the lights came back on, so he walked into the gym surrounded by a halo of light.


Hil R. - Dec 13, 2009 5:48:01 pm PST #3564 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hey, we got a "shine as a beacon of hope to all the world" voiceover! I don't think I've ever seen that "all the world" stuff in a Jewish-themed show that wasn't specifically made for a Jewish audience before. I'm ... unsure how I feel about it. But it's interesting.


WindSparrow - Dec 13, 2009 5:55:51 pm PST #3565 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Cash, glad to hear the good news for your sister. Vibing hard for her.

This.

Hey, we got a "shine as a beacon of hope to all the world" voiceover! I don't think I've ever seen that "all the world" stuff in a Jewish-themed show that wasn't specifically made for a Jewish audience before. I'm ... unsure how I feel about it. But it's interesting.

Hil, that sounds every bit as mortifyingly schmoopy as most made-for-cable Christmas movies. That's the America I know and love - non-aerosol cheez-food for all!


Aims - Dec 13, 2009 6:28:33 pm PST #3566 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

sj - insent.


DCJensen - Dec 13, 2009 6:53:43 pm PST #3567 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

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