I was wondering what caused 150 posts. Who knew, the birds and the bees.
Dad gave the talk as he dropped me off for college, half out the door, he said "oh, and don't forget, if you go to a party, wear a party hat. See ya at Christmas". I looked quizzical, and then he gave the "you know..." look, and then it all made sense. He smiled, and drove back to New York.
Thankfully, my step father had the Playboy channel, and tons of porn paperback novels.
As for school. My 6th grade year, a fellow 6th grader was pregnant, so they decided to start health class in 6th grade instead of 8th grade. Like others, it was the STD/AIDS/contraception failure rate stuff. Which scared the beejeebeez out of me. Worked. Far better than "don't do it!" speech. Alas, We then had health class 6th, 7th, 8th, and half of 9th grade. And since I moved in 9th grade, I had to take the half in both my schools. I was so over that class, it wasn't even funny. I remember one year a student asking "when are they going to teach us how to actually do it?"
if you go to a party, wear a party hat. See ya at Christmas
Just me, or does this sound vaguely like getting The Talk from Roger Sterling?
Oh, bonny. Yes, have the kettle corn and Primeval and {{{{}}}}}}!
Just me, or does this sound vaguely like getting The Talk from Roger Sterling?
Booze level would be about right. Wealth level, nsm.
Following the advice Shir gave me that is my tagline...I finally called the gal who gave me her phone number at the baby shower. I used the excuse I forgot her name, and thus couldn't look it up easily in my phone (yes, she entered her name and number in my iPhone). Since D gave birth to said baby of honor from the shower, I thought it a good way to try and reconnect. Went to voicemail. Left a message. Yes, I am blushing. I am *SO* not a player!
pound cake -- good. very good
I became me, and that's not bad.
I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.
Re: The Talk...
Sean Fact #23 - I didn't so much get The Talk, as I grew up with an OB/GYN for a mother.
I didn't get The Talk. I got a book in my Christmas stocking.
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Did I mention it was in my Christmas stocking?
I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.
I agree. bonny is of teh awesome.
