Following the advice Shir gave me that is my tagline...I finally called the gal who gave me her phone number at the baby shower. I used the excuse I forgot her name, and thus couldn't look it up easily in my phone (yes, she entered her name and number in my iPhone). Since D gave birth to said baby of honor from the shower, I thought it a good way to try and reconnect. Went to voicemail. Left a message. Yes, I am blushing. I am *SO* not a player!
This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Aug 23, 2010 5:25:05 pm PDT #29764 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
beth b - Aug 23, 2010 5:43:13 pm PDT #29765 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
pound cake -- good. very good
ChiKat - Aug 23, 2010 7:18:43 pm PDT #29766 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I became me, and that's not bad.
I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.
Sean K - Aug 23, 2010 7:35:24 pm PDT #29767 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Re: The Talk...
Sean Fact #23 - I didn't so much get The Talk, as I grew up with an OB/GYN for a mother.
WindSparrow - Aug 23, 2010 8:22:24 pm PDT #29768 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I didn't get The Talk. I got a book in my Christmas stocking.
...
Did I mention it was in my Christmas stocking?
WindSparrow - Aug 23, 2010 8:23:21 pm PDT #29769 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.
I agree. bonny is of teh awesome.
Typo Boy - Aug 23, 2010 8:32:14 pm PDT #29770 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Yeah Bonny is awesome. And I also got a book - not for Christmas. just magically appeared on a shelf they knew I'd check.
(actually in the collection of complete Plays of G.B. Shaw, which I was in the habit of reading and re-reading. Huh, that may have been an unusual place to slip in the sex ed.
Shir - Aug 23, 2010 10:50:41 pm PDT #29771 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Meara'ing and kinda very hating bonny's father as I type. I'm not used to be so blunt and direct with the hating of people I don't even know, but when people hurt my friends... I tend to go protective, even if retroactively. And what everyone here said, bonny. You're a good, amazing human being. And, one of the reasons I want recton pills available for is just for stuff like that. No human should live with those memories and the feelings they tend to induce.
I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.
Thirded.
And now...
And Shir ... maybe you could share the Scary Sex Toy Friday links with people. If nothing else, it might shut them up.
I'm all for shutting people up, but I'm scared that could only bring them back with More Questions. shudders
The video included a diagram of the female reproductive system made out of pancakes
I can't even begin to fathom...
the pancake batter in the pan seemed like the convenient way to make a diagram.
So, after you learn the facts of life the ceremony sealed in a symbolic act of cannibalism? Nice movie.
My good news this morning: [link]
Hallelujah, Hagee!
I'm always amazed that people want to film themselves having sex. It's like, "Really? How are you ever going to want to have sex after seeing that?" ZERO desire to see myself having sex. None. You have to be pretty undignified to have good sex, and I would be just like ZOMG, noooo! TURN IT OFF.
My amazement comes from the fact that if there is a movie, various stories taught me it was bound to be found out in the least appropriate time and place and/or to be used as a mean of extortion. Yeah, don't wanna.
Following the advice Shir gave me that is my tagline...I finally called the gal who gave me her phone number at the baby shower. I used the excuse I forgot her name, and thus couldn't look it up easily in my phone (yes, she entered her name and number in my iPhone). Since D gave birth to said baby of honor from the shower, I thought it a good way to try and reconnect. Went to voicemail. Left a message. Yes, I am blushing. I am *SO* not a player!
Yay, love! I'm so glad you did it. And you're braver than me - I hate voicemails. I like, have to practice in advance if it goes to voicemail to sound coherent and shit.
And again, more brackets to bonny. People are... Sigh. I'm not even gonna finish this sentence.
omnis_audis - Aug 23, 2010 11:20:27 pm PDT #29772 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I like, have to practice in advance if it goes to voicemail to sound coherent and shit.Yeah, I'm worried I didn't sound coherent and shit. We shall see if I get a call back. Hopefully she won't wait as long as it took me to call her.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 23, 2010 11:40:27 pm PDT #29773 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I always miss the best conversations here by being asleep.
My mum gave me a series of Talks. With a book. It was a once-a-week thing for a while. I think I found it interesting. Then I didn't sleep with anyone for at least ten years after those Talks, but still. Very open-minded parents. (When I came out, my dad's biggest worry was "What shall I call you? Gay? Lesbian?" I said "I like 'Naomi', personally.")
omnis! Good seizing of the day.
The Girl just disconnected our fire alarm because it's been beeping for the past three days. It's still beeping. She just became Phoebe from Friends. "HOW CAN YOU STILL BE BEEPING?!"