Oh, bonny. Yes, have the kettle corn and Primeval and {{{{}}}}}}!

Just me, or does this sound vaguely like getting The Talk from Roger Sterling?

Booze level would be about right. Wealth level, nsm.

Following the advice Shir gave me that is my tagline...I finally called the gal who gave me her phone number at the baby shower. I used the excuse I forgot her name, and thus couldn't look it up easily in my phone (yes, she entered her name and number in my iPhone). Since D gave birth to said baby of honor from the shower, I thought it a good way to try and reconnect. Went to voicemail. Left a message. Yes, I am blushing. I am *SO* not a player!

pound cake -- good. very good

I became me, and that's not bad.

I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.

Re: The Talk...

Sean Fact #23 - I didn't so much get The Talk, as I grew up with an OB/GYN for a mother.

I didn't get The Talk. I got a book in my Christmas stocking.

...

Did I mention it was in my Christmas stocking?

I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.

I agree. bonny is of teh awesome.

Yeah Bonny is awesome. And I also got a book - not for Christmas. just magically appeared on a shelf they knew I'd check.

(actually in the collection of complete Plays of G.B. Shaw, which I was in the habit of reading and re-reading. Huh, that may have been an unusual place to slip in the sex ed.

Meara'ing and kinda very hating bonny's father as I type. I'm not used to be so blunt and direct with the hating of people I don't even know, but when people hurt my friends... I tend to go protective, even if retroactively. And what everyone here said, bonny. You're a good, amazing human being. And, one of the reasons I want recton pills available for is just for stuff like that. No human should live with those memories and the feelings they tend to induce.

I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.

Thirded.

And now...

And Shir ... maybe you could share the Scary Sex Toy Friday links with people. If nothing else, it might shut them up.

I'm all for shutting people up, but I'm scared that could only bring them back with More Questions. shudders

The video included a diagram of the female reproductive system made out of pancakes

I can't even begin to fathom...

the pancake batter in the pan seemed like the convenient way to make a diagram.

So, after you learn the facts of life the ceremony sealed in a symbolic act of cannibalism? Nice movie.

My good news this morning: [link]

Hallelujah, Hagee!

I'm always amazed that people want to film themselves having sex. It's like, "Really? How are you ever going to want to have sex after seeing that?" ZERO desire to see myself having sex. None. You have to be pretty undignified to have good sex, and I would be just like ZOMG, noooo! TURN IT OFF.

My amazement comes from the fact that if there is a movie, various stories taught me it was bound to be found out in the least appropriate time and place and/or to be used as a mean of extortion. Yeah, don't wanna.

Following the advice Shir gave me that is my tagline...I finally called the gal who gave me her phone number at the baby shower. I used the excuse I forgot her name, and thus couldn't look it up easily in my phone (yes, she entered her name and number in my iPhone). Since D gave birth to said baby of honor from the shower, I thought it a good way to try and reconnect. Went to voicemail. Left a message. Yes, I am blushing. I am *SO* not a player!

Yay, love! I'm so glad you did it. And you're braver than me - I hate voicemails. I like, have to practice in advance if it goes to voicemail to sound coherent and shit.

And again, more brackets to bonny. People are... Sigh. I'm not even gonna finish this sentence.