Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Aug 23, 2010 3:53:56 pm PDT #29761 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

if you go to a party, wear a party hat. See ya at Christmas

Just me, or does this sound vaguely like getting The Talk from Roger Sterling?


quester - Aug 23, 2010 3:54:33 pm PDT #29762 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Oh, bonny. Yes, have the kettle corn and Primeval and {{{{}}}}}}!


omnis_audis - Aug 23, 2010 3:58:12 pm PDT #29763 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Just me, or does this sound vaguely like getting The Talk from Roger Sterling?

Booze level would be about right. Wealth level, nsm.


omnis_audis - Aug 23, 2010 5:25:05 pm PDT #29764 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Following the advice Shir gave me that is my tagline...I finally called the gal who gave me her phone number at the baby shower. I used the excuse I forgot her name, and thus couldn't look it up easily in my phone (yes, she entered her name and number in my iPhone). Since D gave birth to said baby of honor from the shower, I thought it a good way to try and reconnect. Went to voicemail. Left a message. Yes, I am blushing. I am *SO* not a player!


beth b - Aug 23, 2010 5:43:13 pm PDT #29765 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

pound cake -- good. very good


ChiKat - Aug 23, 2010 7:18:43 pm PDT #29766 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I became me, and that's not bad.

I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.


Sean K - Aug 23, 2010 7:35:24 pm PDT #29767 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Re: The Talk...

Sean Fact #23 - I didn't so much get The Talk, as I grew up with an OB/GYN for a mother.


WindSparrow - Aug 23, 2010 8:22:24 pm PDT #29768 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I didn't get The Talk. I got a book in my Christmas stocking.

...

Did I mention it was in my Christmas stocking?


WindSparrow - Aug 23, 2010 8:23:21 pm PDT #29769 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I think that it's a lot better than "not bad." I think you rock.

I agree. bonny is of teh awesome.


Typo Boy - Aug 23, 2010 8:32:14 pm PDT #29770 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah Bonny is awesome. And I also got a book - not for Christmas. just magically appeared on a shelf they knew I'd check.

(actually in the collection of complete Plays of G.B. Shaw, which I was in the habit of reading and re-reading. Huh, that may have been an unusual place to slip in the sex ed.