I tend to put 'balls' on the end of words. So, shitballs, fuckballs, nutballs, cuntyballs.
Also I tend to string together lots of expletives in one, such as shittycuntbollocks. Etc.
My mouth, she is not clean.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jars - Aug 06, 2010 7:50:26 am PDT #27723 of 30000
Sean K - Aug 06, 2010 8:03:46 am PDT #27724 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Any curse with "monkey" in it works too.
And Jars' cuntyballs just cracked me up.
Sean K - Aug 06, 2010 8:04:07 am PDT #27725 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also YAY NORAH!
tommyrot - Aug 06, 2010 8:05:39 am PDT #27726 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm still partial to swearwords that Beavis and Butthead used. Like "butt dumpling."
Laga - Aug 06, 2010 8:08:28 am PDT #27727 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I've liked "asshat" ever since you all introduced me to it.
DebetEsse - Aug 06, 2010 8:19:36 am PDT #27728 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I may have just picked a fight on facebook. No, people, tipping is not optional. t headdesk
ChiKat - Aug 06, 2010 8:25:03 am PDT #27729 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayayayayayay, Nora!!!!! Definitely NOT a fuckweasel/butt dumpling day!
Daisy Jane - Aug 06, 2010 8:29:11 am PDT #27730 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
No, people, tipping is not optional.
As someone whose household income depends heavily on tips, thank you!
erikaj - Aug 06, 2010 8:33:13 am PDT #27731 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I hate facebook and rue the day I went near the motherfucker(no offense to anyone I friended here...I still love y'all.) But I've got editors, old crushes, outlaws and my stupid cousins on there. Oh, and David Shuster.( I would brag about that a little bit, but he's another unemployed guy with a lot of spare time, right now.) I don't think they all need to know the same things about me. Worlds colliding...do not like. It's funny, re cursing how much I do it now, and that now I can say "motherfucker" and "bitch" so casually...it used to irk me a lot on feminist grounds. I think this is David Simon's fault. Motherfucker.
Kate P. - Aug 06, 2010 8:34:41 am PDT #27732 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
YAY NORA!!! That is fantastic news!
I think we need a rondelay of everybody's personalized expletives so we can increase our profane word power.
I think it was Jars who recently used "Sweet fuckity bollocks," which I love. We also had a friend of Mark's visiting not long ago who uses "j-ass," "a-hole," etc. It's strangely charming to hear, so we've taken to using them sometimes ourselves.