Mal: You were dead! Tracy: Hunh? Oh. Right. Suppose I was. Hey there, Zoe.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jul 15, 2010 1:57:04 pm PDT #25657 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You will like what I am planning for the next F2F then (assuming I make it to this one, which I am determined to).

Oh, brenda! Of course, I think you're sexy just standing in a summer dress addressing a business seminar. Still!

eta: Of course, she's you've also got really cute, short blonde hair.

You can read about the filmmaker and see the DVD cover here.


DavidS - Jul 15, 2010 2:13:54 pm PDT #25658 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Following that link there's a very interesting series of short interviews with female erotic filmmakers addressing a lot of the issues raised here.

Especially liked the comments by Wendy Delorme and Jennifer Lyon Bell, as well as Maria Beatty (who has titles like, "Post Apocalyptic Cowgirls," and "Berlin Ecstasy 1926".


omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:27:50 pm PDT #25659 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This is why I'm celibate. Sex is too complicated!
Same for me, although, I'm not celibate by choice, just can't figure out how to get on the merry-go-round. :: sigh :: In the meantime, I'll just sit back and watch this awesome conversation continue. Maybe make pop corn if it's still happening by the time I get home. The only thing I could add to it was my experience from the other side of the table dance. My boss when I was an intern LOVED strip joints, and took me for my b-day, and a few other times. I saw it as a great way to part with hard earned money. And wondered why folks thought it was exploiting women when I walked out of their fleeced. Boss would give me cash for the table dances, being an intern, I had non, but I guess he liked to have an excuse for the ladies to come to the table.

ION - one of the professors called me in my office today. "hey, that door under the stairs to my office... it's open. I thought it was a closet. IT'S NOT! Wanna come explore?" Helz Yeah! Underground tunnels connecting the school of humanities with school of arts. We got to a point that was low and had a lot of gunk on the floor. I recalled yesterday that there was a sewage pipe burst in the area and thought it might be best to not walk through it in case it wasn't mud. It was exciting in that we weren't supposed to be down there, and we found something that not many people know about. Aside from that, it was mostly BIG pipes with hot and cold water send & return. I thought on a hot day, why not explore subterranean tunnels, at least it will be cooler. Alas, the hot water pipes were putting off a LOT of heat. Hey, I know where to go when a tornado or blitz happens, if we can pop the lock.


Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2010 2:32:01 pm PDT #25660 of 30000
brillig

tunnels are cool. Profs who say "Let's explore the weird places of the building!" are cool, too, unless you find out you're starring in a horror movie. And you're working at Arkham University.


Daisy Jane - Jul 15, 2010 2:36:43 pm PDT #25661 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People who think they don't have the body for burlesque should google my friend's daughter Erin Go Braughless and America's Got Talent.


omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:41:22 pm PDT #25662 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I agree with DJ. I have some friends here in SoCal who do burlesque. And one thing I really love about it is, ALL body types. Seriously. From waif to curvy. Flat to bosoms-galore! And I think only one has a 'flat stomach'. And all are cheered on. They put on fabulous shows. Geeky and well thought out. which reminds me, I gotta see when they perform next, now that I am back in the area.


Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:41:49 pm PDT #25663 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I just ate a foot long!

(Seemed appropo...and it was delicious.)


omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:42:19 pm PDT #25664 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

In one swallow?


Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:44:05 pm PDT #25665 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Burlesque seems different than stripper, to me. I would have no problem doing burlesque, except for the actual EXERCISE part.

Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!

ETA: Nope, o-a -- I'm not LiLo. (I am very full now. Burp.)


Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 2:45:01 pm PDT #25666 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!

Burlesque lounging? I am ALL IN FAVOR of that.