tunnels are cool. Profs who say "Let's explore the weird places of the building!" are cool, too, unless you find out you're starring in a horror movie. And you're working at Arkham University.
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Jul 15, 2010 2:32:01 pm PDT #25660 of 30000
brillig
Daisy Jane - Jul 15, 2010 2:36:43 pm PDT #25661 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
People who think they don't have the body for burlesque should google my friend's daughter Erin Go Braughless and America's Got Talent.
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:41:22 pm PDT #25662 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I agree with DJ. I have some friends here in SoCal who do burlesque. And one thing I really love about it is, ALL body types. Seriously. From waif to curvy. Flat to bosoms-galore! And I think only one has a 'flat stomach'. And all are cheered on. They put on fabulous shows. Geeky and well thought out. which reminds me, I gotta see when they perform next, now that I am back in the area.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:41:49 pm PDT #25663 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I just ate a foot long!
(Seemed appropo...and it was delicious.)
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:42:19 pm PDT #25664 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In one swallow?
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:44:05 pm PDT #25665 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Burlesque seems different than stripper, to me. I would have no problem doing burlesque, except for the actual EXERCISE part.
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
ETA: Nope, o-a -- I'm not LiLo. (I am very full now. Burp.)
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 2:45:01 pm PDT #25666 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
Burlesque lounging? I am ALL IN FAVOR of that.
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:46:11 pm PDT #25667 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!Sure, there are many skits with multiple folks. You'd just have to incorporate your lounging into the skit.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 3:00:36 pm PDT #25668 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Finally, a task I can do! Let's see...my line up:
Sexy Teacher Corset with Floggers-cum-highlighters.
Lounging On Fainting Couch in Peignoir.
Kitchen Dancing in Sexy Panties and Corset, putting away dishes and making fondue.
Shaking gimlets in a cantilevered bra
Computer Geek Chic, wandering over to bookshelves and such to strip from geeky t, to a geeky tank, to geeky undies. Is there a geek corset? Never mind, I'm sure a buffista has a hook up.
From there on, I will just wander about in silky diaphanous skirts, tinkly ankle jewels and some assorted bra-ery, doing things like sleeping, eating chocolate covered cherries and standing on one leg watching Netflix. (What? my balance is good.)
Where are my backers?
amych - Jul 15, 2010 3:08:30 pm PDT #25669 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is there a geek corset?
The vamp willow one; hot for anyone, but extra points for those who get the reference. Or anything with a cover fabric printed with: punctuation, scrabble tiles, binary, space invaders aliens, superhero logos, the Creative Commons licensing symbol...