Burlesque seems different than stripper, to me. I would have no problem doing burlesque, except for the actual EXERCISE part.
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
ETA: Nope, o-a -- I'm not LiLo. (I am very full now. Burp.)
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
Burlesque lounging? I am ALL IN FAVOR of that.
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
Sure, there are many skits with multiple folks. You'd just have to incorporate your lounging into the skit.
Finally, a task I can do! Let's see...my line up:
Sexy Teacher Corset with Floggers-cum-highlighters.
Lounging On Fainting Couch in Peignoir.
Kitchen Dancing in Sexy Panties and Corset, putting away dishes and making fondue.
Shaking gimlets in a cantilevered bra
Computer Geek Chic, wandering over to bookshelves and such to strip from geeky t, to a geeky tank, to geeky undies. Is there a geek corset? Never mind, I'm sure a buffista has a hook up.
From there on, I will just wander about in silky diaphanous skirts, tinkly ankle jewels and some assorted bra-ery, doing things like sleeping, eating chocolate covered cherries and standing on one leg watching Netflix. (What? my balance is good.)
Where are my backers?
Is there a geek corset?
The vamp willow one; hot for anyone, but extra points for those who get the reference. Or anything with a cover fabric printed with: punctuation, scrabble tiles, binary, space invaders aliens, superhero logos, the Creative Commons licensing symbol...
I was thinking VampWillow as a separate act; I kinda have the look. Except, you know, not skinny.
I'd watch that show!
Hee, you could layer a Willow sweater over the corset.
Nope, still not making dinner. I could have hot dogs, but would be stuck with that for lunch, too.
I'm leaning towards fried rice b/c I already had pasta this week.
Is there a geek corset?
Wasn't there a Star Trek corset on Etsy?
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Yes!
Oh, I remember that! Would I get a new Star Trek Spock and Kirk as my love slaves?
Doppelgangland's Willow sweater is FUG. Besides, not the right vibe for slounging on an Angelus lookalike.
Well, maybe not ON. Against. On top. And I DO like to set things on fire.
Man, if I could just sit around in great outfits, on sexy men, reading, watching TV and sitting shit on fire all day, I'd be SET.
A friend of mine from high school who writes the following blog
WHICH IS NOT IN ANY WAY SAFE FOR WORK
: [link] is a burlesque dancer in SF. She is fantastic. Here is her Betsy Ross/James Brown tribute: [link]
She has a show coming up this weekend. Pirate burlesque.