I just ate a foot long!
(Seemed appropo...and it was delicious.)
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:41:49 pm PDT #25663 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:42:19 pm PDT #25664 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In one swallow?
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:44:05 pm PDT #25665 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Burlesque seems different than stripper, to me. I would have no problem doing burlesque, except for the actual EXERCISE part.
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
ETA: Nope, o-a -- I'm not LiLo. (I am very full now. Burp.)
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 2:45:01 pm PDT #25666 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
Burlesque lounging? I am ALL IN FAVOR of that.
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:46:11 pm PDT #25667 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!Sure, there are many skits with multiple folks. You'd just have to incorporate your lounging into the skit.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 3:00:36 pm PDT #25668 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Finally, a task I can do! Let's see...my line up:
Sexy Teacher Corset with Floggers-cum-highlighters.
Lounging On Fainting Couch in Peignoir.
Kitchen Dancing in Sexy Panties and Corset, putting away dishes and making fondue.
Shaking gimlets in a cantilevered bra
Computer Geek Chic, wandering over to bookshelves and such to strip from geeky t, to a geeky tank, to geeky undies. Is there a geek corset? Never mind, I'm sure a buffista has a hook up.
From there on, I will just wander about in silky diaphanous skirts, tinkly ankle jewels and some assorted bra-ery, doing things like sleeping, eating chocolate covered cherries and standing on one leg watching Netflix. (What? my balance is good.)
Where are my backers?
amych - Jul 15, 2010 3:08:30 pm PDT #25669 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is there a geek corset?
The vamp willow one; hot for anyone, but extra points for those who get the reference. Or anything with a cover fabric printed with: punctuation, scrabble tiles, binary, space invaders aliens, superhero logos, the Creative Commons licensing symbol...
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 3:10:36 pm PDT #25670 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I was thinking VampWillow as a separate act; I kinda have the look. Except, you know, not skinny.
smonster - Jul 15, 2010 3:13:01 pm PDT #25671 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I'd watch that show!
Hee, you could layer a Willow sweater over the corset.
Nope, still not making dinner. I could have hot dogs, but would be stuck with that for lunch, too.
I'm leaning towards fried rice b/c I already had pasta this week.
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 3:14:32 pm PDT #25672 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine