I just ate a foot long!
(Seemed appropo...and it was delicious.)
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:41:49 pm PDT #25663 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:42:19 pm PDT #25664 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In one swallow?
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 2:44:05 pm PDT #25665 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Burlesque seems different than stripper, to me. I would have no problem doing burlesque, except for the actual EXERCISE part.
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
ETA: Nope, o-a -- I'm not LiLo. (I am very full now. Burp.)
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 2:45:01 pm PDT #25666 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!
Burlesque lounging? I am ALL IN FAVOR of that.
omnis_audis - Jul 15, 2010 2:46:11 pm PDT #25667 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Can I just lounge about in fabulous skimpy costumes, and walk? I have a great walk!Sure, there are many skits with multiple folks. You'd just have to incorporate your lounging into the skit.
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 3:00:36 pm PDT #25668 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Finally, a task I can do! Let's see...my line up:
Sexy Teacher Corset with Floggers-cum-highlighters.
Lounging On Fainting Couch in Peignoir.
Kitchen Dancing in Sexy Panties and Corset, putting away dishes and making fondue.
Shaking gimlets in a cantilevered bra
Computer Geek Chic, wandering over to bookshelves and such to strip from geeky t, to a geeky tank, to geeky undies. Is there a geek corset? Never mind, I'm sure a buffista has a hook up.
From there on, I will just wander about in silky diaphanous skirts, tinkly ankle jewels and some assorted bra-ery, doing things like sleeping, eating chocolate covered cherries and standing on one leg watching Netflix. (What? my balance is good.)
Where are my backers?
amych - Jul 15, 2010 3:08:30 pm PDT #25669 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Is there a geek corset?
The vamp willow one; hot for anyone, but extra points for those who get the reference. Or anything with a cover fabric printed with: punctuation, scrabble tiles, binary, space invaders aliens, superhero logos, the Creative Commons licensing symbol...
Strix - Jul 15, 2010 3:10:36 pm PDT #25670 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I was thinking VampWillow as a separate act; I kinda have the look. Except, you know, not skinny.
smonster - Jul 15, 2010 3:13:01 pm PDT #25671 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I'd watch that show!
Hee, you could layer a Willow sweater over the corset.
Nope, still not making dinner. I could have hot dogs, but would be stuck with that for lunch, too.
I'm leaning towards fried rice b/c I already had pasta this week.
Steph L. - Jul 15, 2010 3:14:32 pm PDT #25672 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine