Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world. Now, that's one hell of an apocalypse.
It would be the opposite of birth. Pretty profound.
River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 27, 2010 1:42:37 pm PDT #20596 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 1:50:09 pm PDT #20597 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I am not going to walk around Budapest commenting on the hugeness of people's vajes.
§ ita § - May 27, 2010 1:55:16 pm PDT #20598 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Okay, gross.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 2:09:32 pm PDT #20599 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Wasn't that in American Gods?
Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 2:26:59 pm PDT #20600 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It was in a Fred Saberhagen Dracula book!
smonster, skin hurting? aiee
Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 2:29:17 pm PDT #20601 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hey. I didn't make up the phrase. It does pretty much sound like that, but the oo doesn't really make a u sound but the ooh sound and the g is something between a g and a j. Spelled IIRC hogy vagy. Ss sound like sh unless it's spelled sz, then it sounds like an s.
Strix - May 27, 2010 3:16:19 pm PDT #20602 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hoohgj vaszs?
Hogj vazj?
Oh. Hog vag.
HOG VAG IS IN UR HOUSE, EATIN UR WORLD!
NoiseDesign - May 27, 2010 3:18:30 pm PDT #20603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 3:19:00 pm PDT #20604 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:21:52 pm PDT #20605 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Spelled IIRC hogy vagy.
This sounds to me like Swedish porn. Narrated by the Swedish chef.