Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world. Now, that's one hell of an apocalypse.
It would be the opposite of birth. Pretty profound.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 27, 2010 1:42:37 pm PDT #20596 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 1:50:09 pm PDT #20597 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I am not going to walk around Budapest commenting on the hugeness of people's vajes.
§ ita § - May 27, 2010 1:55:16 pm PDT #20598 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Okay, gross.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 2:09:32 pm PDT #20599 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Wasn't that in American Gods?
Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 2:26:59 pm PDT #20600 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It was in a Fred Saberhagen Dracula book!
smonster, skin hurting? aiee
Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 2:29:17 pm PDT #20601 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hey. I didn't make up the phrase. It does pretty much sound like that, but the oo doesn't really make a u sound but the ooh sound and the g is something between a g and a j. Spelled IIRC hogy vagy. Ss sound like sh unless it's spelled sz, then it sounds like an s.
Strix - May 27, 2010 3:16:19 pm PDT #20602 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hoohgj vaszs?
Hogj vazj?
Oh. Hog vag.
HOG VAG IS IN UR HOUSE, EATIN UR WORLD!
NoiseDesign - May 27, 2010 3:18:30 pm PDT #20603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 3:19:00 pm PDT #20604 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:21:52 pm PDT #20605 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Spelled IIRC hogy vagy.
This sounds to me like Swedish porn. Narrated by the Swedish chef.