YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 3:19:00 pm PDT #20604 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:21:52 pm PDT #20605 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Spelled IIRC hogy vagy.
This sounds to me like Swedish porn. Narrated by the Swedish chef.
Calli - May 27, 2010 3:22:54 pm PDT #20606 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yay Max!
Yay Hil!
I'm sorry you're not feeling well, smonster.
Wasn't vagina dentata a thing with some of the Romantic poets? I guess that's less of a size issue and more of an unusual adornment one.
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:24:58 pm PDT #20607 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
I'm not sure that was helpful, PC. A vag disclaimer is nobody's friend.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:30:13 pm PDT #20608 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:33:50 pm PDT #20609 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Steph, I'm afraid I must ask you to report to the nurse's office for a remedial anatomy lesson.
Laga - May 27, 2010 3:36:39 pm PDT #20610 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
A vag once bit my sister.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:41:20 pm PDT #20611 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Steph, I'm afraid I must ask you to report to the nurse's office for a remedial anatomy lesson.
I didn't say *whose* vag.
Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 3:43:23 pm PDT #20612 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
A hooge vag is nobody's friend.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:44:48 pm PDT #20613 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
A hooge vag is nobody's friend.
Maybe the cock tree?