Yay Max!
Yay Hil!
I'm sorry you're not feeling well, smonster.
Wasn't vagina dentata a thing with some of the Romantic poets? I guess that's less of a size issue and more of an unusual adornment one.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - May 27, 2010 3:22:54 pm PDT #20606 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:24:58 pm PDT #20607 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
I'm not sure that was helpful, PC. A vag disclaimer is nobody's friend.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:30:13 pm PDT #20608 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:33:50 pm PDT #20609 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Steph, I'm afraid I must ask you to report to the nurse's office for a remedial anatomy lesson.
Laga - May 27, 2010 3:36:39 pm PDT #20610 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
A vag once bit my sister.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:41:20 pm PDT #20611 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Steph, I'm afraid I must ask you to report to the nurse's office for a remedial anatomy lesson.
I didn't say *whose* vag.
Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 3:43:23 pm PDT #20612 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
A hooge vag is nobody's friend.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:44:48 pm PDT #20613 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
A hooge vag is nobody's friend.
Maybe the cock tree?
Scrappy - May 27, 2010 4:48:57 pm PDT #20614 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Whoose vag on first?
erikaj - May 27, 2010 6:29:14 pm PDT #20615 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Reading that stuff about Obama's Memorial Day makes me want to stuff the offenders in a bag and ship them to LA to plug up the hole. At least they'd be doing something productive.