Can't you ever get your mind out of the hellmouth?

Buffy ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 2:29:17 pm PDT #20601 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hey. I didn't make up the phrase. It does pretty much sound like that, but the oo doesn't really make a u sound but the ooh sound and the g is something between a g and a j. Spelled IIRC hogy vagy. Ss sound like sh unless it's spelled sz, then it sounds like an s.


Strix - May 27, 2010 3:16:19 pm PDT #20602 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hoohgj vaszs?

Hogj vazj?

Oh. Hog vag.

HOG VAG IS IN UR HOUSE, EATIN UR WORLD!


NoiseDesign - May 27, 2010 3:18:30 pm PDT #20603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 3:19:00 pm PDT #20604 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.


billytea - May 27, 2010 3:21:52 pm PDT #20605 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Spelled IIRC hogy vagy.

This sounds to me like Swedish porn. Narrated by the Swedish chef.


Calli - May 27, 2010 3:22:54 pm PDT #20606 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yay Max!

Yay Hil!

I'm sorry you're not feeling well, smonster.

Wasn't vagina dentata a thing with some of the Romantic poets? I guess that's less of a size issue and more of an unusual adornment one.


billytea - May 27, 2010 3:24:58 pm PDT #20607 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.

I'm not sure that was helpful, PC. A vag disclaimer is nobody's friend.


Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:30:13 pm PDT #20608 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!

YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.

THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!


billytea - May 27, 2010 3:33:50 pm PDT #20609 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Steph, I'm afraid I must ask you to report to the nurse's office for a remedial anatomy lesson.


Laga - May 27, 2010 3:36:39 pm PDT #20610 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A vag once bit my sister.