Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Wasn't that in American Gods?
Cacophony. That's pretty. What's it mean?
Harmony ,'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 2:09:32 pm PDT #20599 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 2:26:59 pm PDT #20600 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It was in a Fred Saberhagen Dracula book!
smonster, skin hurting? aiee
Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 2:29:17 pm PDT #20601 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hey. I didn't make up the phrase. It does pretty much sound like that, but the oo doesn't really make a u sound but the ooh sound and the g is something between a g and a j. Spelled IIRC hogy vagy. Ss sound like sh unless it's spelled sz, then it sounds like an s.
Strix - May 27, 2010 3:16:19 pm PDT #20602 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hoohgj vaszs?
Hogj vazj?
Oh. Hog vag.
HOG VAG IS IN UR HOUSE, EATIN UR WORLD!
NoiseDesign - May 27, 2010 3:18:30 pm PDT #20603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!
Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 3:19:00 pm PDT #20604 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:21:52 pm PDT #20605 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Spelled IIRC hogy vagy.
This sounds to me like Swedish porn. Narrated by the Swedish chef.
Calli - May 27, 2010 3:22:54 pm PDT #20606 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Yay Max!
Yay Hil!
I'm sorry you're not feeling well, smonster.
Wasn't vagina dentata a thing with some of the Romantic poets? I guess that's less of a size issue and more of an unusual adornment one.
billytea - May 27, 2010 3:24:58 pm PDT #20607 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
I'm not sure that was helpful, PC. A vag disclaimer is nobody's friend.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:30:13 pm PDT #20608 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT YOUR VAG IS HAUNTED.
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!