Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - May 27, 2010 1:41:42 pm PDT #20594 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ah ha ha ha ha ha


Nora Deirdre - May 27, 2010 1:42:19 pm PDT #20595 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My eyes saw "HUGE vaj" and I could not stop giggling.

ION, who has 2 thumbs and has done challenging yoga for 2 days in a row? THIS GUY!

With that, I'm off to pick Tom up from work. We have no dinner plans so I am thinking either small plates at Cochon Butcher or po'boys at Mahoney's. OOH, $5 cocktail night at Coquette!


Trudy Booth - May 27, 2010 1:42:37 pm PDT #20596 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world. Now, that's one hell of an apocalypse.

It would be the opposite of birth. Pretty profound.


Polter-Cow - May 27, 2010 1:50:09 pm PDT #20597 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am not going to walk around Budapest commenting on the hugeness of people's vajes.


§ ita § - May 27, 2010 1:55:16 pm PDT #20598 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.

Vaginal vore. Interesting.

Okay, gross.


Steph L. - May 27, 2010 2:09:32 pm PDT #20599 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.

Vaginal vore. Interesting.

Wasn't that in American Gods?


Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 2:26:59 pm PDT #20600 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It was in a Fred Saberhagen Dracula book!

smonster, skin hurting? aiee


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 2:29:17 pm PDT #20601 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hey. I didn't make up the phrase. It does pretty much sound like that, but the oo doesn't really make a u sound but the ooh sound and the g is something between a g and a j. Spelled IIRC hogy vagy. Ss sound like sh unless it's spelled sz, then it sounds like an s.


Strix - May 27, 2010 3:16:19 pm PDT #20602 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hoohgj vaszs?

Hogj vazj?

Oh. Hog vag.

HOG VAG IS IN UR HOUSE, EATIN UR WORLD!


NoiseDesign - May 27, 2010 3:18:30 pm PDT #20603 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!