ah ha ha ha ha ha
Oz ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My eyes saw "HUGE vaj" and I could not stop giggling.
ION, who has 2 thumbs and has done challenging yoga for 2 days in a row? THIS GUY!
With that, I'm off to pick Tom up from work. We have no dinner plans so I am thinking either small plates at Cochon Butcher or po'boys at Mahoney's. OOH, $5 cocktail night at Coquette!
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world. Now, that's one hell of an apocalypse.
It would be the opposite of birth. Pretty profound.
I am not going to walk around Budapest commenting on the hugeness of people's vajes.
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Okay, gross.
Except I pictured a HUGE vag that wanted to swallow up the world.
Vaginal vore. Interesting.
Wasn't that in American Gods?
It was in a Fred Saberhagen Dracula book!
smonster, skin hurting? aiee
Hey. I didn't make up the phrase. It does pretty much sound like that, but the oo doesn't really make a u sound but the ooh sound and the g is something between a g and a j. Spelled IIRC hogy vagy. Ss sound like sh unless it's spelled sz, then it sounds like an s.
Hoohgj vaszs?
Hogj vazj?
Oh. Hog vag.
HOG VAG IS IN UR HOUSE, EATIN UR WORLD!
They are calling from INSIDE THE VAG!