we contributed to the economic downfall of the US and now Greece
Boy, I'm kind of mad about you about that, too. Well, not about the US. But Greece -- look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - May 21, 2010 7:45:16 am PDT #20058 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 7:45:32 am PDT #20059 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
You were definitely there when the Titanic went down. I saw you.
Maria - May 21, 2010 7:46:37 am PDT #20060 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Ugh, Aims. I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off. Then he can bitch and moan about your foreign-named, over-educated friend who works with the crooks in DC. That should hopefully cause enough ranting and raving to give him a serious case of heartburn and angina.
edited because werds mattur!
Trudy Booth - May 21, 2010 7:48:55 am PDT #20061 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You were definitely there when the Titanic went down. I saw you.
She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.
Aims - May 21, 2010 7:49:53 am PDT #20062 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.
Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.
I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off.
Bring your sassy ass out here! The awesome thing? HIS WIFE? Yeah - works at the Pentagon.
Aims - May 21, 2010 7:50:25 am PDT #20063 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.
I like to call myself "Sawyer". Or James. Whichever.
DavidS - May 21, 2010 7:51:49 am PDT #20064 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
It's all your fault.
Maria - May 21, 2010 7:54:35 am PDT #20065 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
My sassy ass was just out there! I flew back on Wednesday. If I would have known, I would have driven past Belleville and given him a steaming pile of Italian-flavored hell. Now with extra capers and hot peppers!
His wife works at the Pentagon? I suppose it's the only way to make that marriage work - 900 miles between.
(And if I'm out of line, just say so. Believe me, I know how fraught with crap family dynamics can be.)
Aims - May 21, 2010 7:57:18 am PDT #20066 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
My rack is pretty damned fantastic.
Maria - you are hereby ordered to make your presence known next time you are only TEN MILES away from me at any given time. And no worries - no out of line-ness a'tall.
Daisy Jane - May 21, 2010 7:57:43 am PDT #20067 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Actually, a lot of people blamed an org I used to work for.