You were definitely there when the Titanic went down. I saw you.
'Bushwhacked'
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Ugh, Aims. I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off. Then he can bitch and moan about your foreign-named, over-educated friend who works with the crooks in DC. That should hopefully cause enough ranting and raving to give him a serious case of heartburn and angina.
edited because werds mattur!
You were definitely there when the Titanic went down. I saw you.
She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.
look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.
Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.
I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off.
Bring your sassy ass out here! The awesome thing? HIS WIFE? Yeah - works at the Pentagon.
She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.
I like to call myself "Sawyer". Or James. Whichever.
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
It's all your fault.
My sassy ass was just out there! I flew back on Wednesday. If I would have known, I would have driven past Belleville and given him a steaming pile of Italian-flavored hell. Now with extra capers and hot peppers!
His wife works at the Pentagon? I suppose it's the only way to make that marriage work - 900 miles between.
(And if I'm out of line, just say so. Believe me, I know how fraught with crap family dynamics can be.)
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
My rack is pretty damned fantastic.
Maria - you are hereby ordered to make your presence known next time you are only TEN MILES away from me at any given time. And no worries - no out of line-ness a'tall.
Actually, a lot of people blamed an org I used to work for.
They got a bad rap. It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.