Willow ,'First Date'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.
Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.
I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off.
Bring your sassy ass out here! The awesome thing? HIS WIFE? Yeah - works at the Pentagon.
She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.
I like to call myself "Sawyer". Or James. Whichever.
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
It's all your fault.
My sassy ass was just out there! I flew back on Wednesday. If I would have known, I would have driven past Belleville and given him a steaming pile of Italian-flavored hell. Now with extra capers and hot peppers!
His wife works at the Pentagon? I suppose it's the only way to make that marriage work - 900 miles between.
(And if I'm out of line, just say so. Believe me, I know how fraught with crap family dynamics can be.)
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
My rack is pretty damned fantastic.
Maria - you are hereby ordered to make your presence known next time you are only TEN MILES away from me at any given time. And no worries - no out of line-ness a'tall.
Actually, a lot of people blamed an org I used to work for.
They got a bad rap. It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.
look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.
Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.
OPPRESSOR!!!
It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.
You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.
"You hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it is."
OPPRESSOR!!!
You are G-D right I am!!
You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.
Growing my own anything takes away from the capitalist society upon which I have based my values and morals and without which I would cease to exist.