'Never Leave Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.
My rack is pretty damned fantastic.
Maria - you are hereby ordered to make your presence known next time you are only TEN MILES away from me at any given time. And no worries - no out of line-ness a'tall.
Actually, a lot of people blamed an org I used to work for.
They got a bad rap. It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.
look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.
Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.
OPPRESSOR!!!
It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.
You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.
"You hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it is."
OPPRESSOR!!!
You are G-D right I am!!
You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.
Growing my own anything takes away from the capitalist society upon which I have based my values and morals and without which I would cease to exist.
Damn. I can't find the nail polish I wanted to wear to Daniel's nephew's wedding tomorrow.
I STOLE IT AND FED IT TO SARAH PALIN!!
Muahahahaha!
I STOLE IT AND FED IT TO SARAH PALIN!!
You are a scamp, and you are also full of piss and vinegar.
You go run around the block until you work some of that energy off.
I tried growing my own fluevogs once, but the deer ate 'em.