Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'

'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - May 21, 2010 7:57:43 am PDT #20067 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Actually, a lot of people blamed an org I used to work for.


Aims - May 21, 2010 7:58:38 am PDT #20068 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They got a bad rap. It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.


Steph L. - May 21, 2010 8:03:48 am PDT #20069 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.

Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.

OPPRESSOR!!!

It's all me and my shopping for things like food and toilet paper and not growing or making my own.

You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.


§ ita § - May 21, 2010 8:07:27 am PDT #20070 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"You hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it is."


Aims - May 21, 2010 8:08:49 am PDT #20071 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

OPPRESSOR!!!

You are G-D right I am!!

You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.

Growing my own anything takes away from the capitalist society upon which I have based my values and morals and without which I would cease to exist.


WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 8:10:53 am PDT #20072 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Damn. I can't find the nail polish I wanted to wear to Daniel's nephew's wedding tomorrow.


Aims - May 21, 2010 8:13:29 am PDT #20073 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I STOLE IT AND FED IT TO SARAH PALIN!!

Muahahahaha!


DavidS - May 21, 2010 8:14:47 am PDT #20074 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I STOLE IT AND FED IT TO SARAH PALIN!!

You are a scamp, and you are also full of piss and vinegar.

You go run around the block until you work some of that energy off.


Calli - May 21, 2010 8:18:10 am PDT #20075 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I tried growing my own fluevogs once, but the deer ate 'em.


Aims - May 21, 2010 8:19:37 am PDT #20076 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm trying to hard to get the phrase changed to "An Aimee once bit my sister."

Because I totally did.

(I am full of piss and vinegar, huh? Must be my attitude getting ready to handle having the scorching red hair again.)