Bitches is now in alignment with my real life. Liv told me yesterday that my leg hair was "pokey" and Owen asked me why my vagina is hairy.

I don't shave often enough. Waxing hurts.

Deer are rats with long legs.

WORD! I've had to chase three of them out of my back yard all week.

I need to either apply balm or lipstick, so I chose the one that makes me Pretty.

and Owen asked me why my vagina is hairy.

...

He has not tweeted about it.

OMG Erin, were you also a JCLer? I went to national latin conventions every year through high school. I liked how i was totally cool and popular there, tho most certainly not at school. Plus, tons of "this one time at Latin camp..." stories that make great ice breakers with geeks. Plus i captained my school's Certamen team even tho i was just the mythology and culture specialist and usually Captains are grammar geeks.

I wax my legs about twice a year, with a round of shaving a week or two before to level out the growth. everything else gets tweezed... time-consuming habit resulting from years spent in a swimsuit, combined with super dark hair and super pale, translucent skin. (I can see my hairs a good half inch before they break the skin so shaving never got rid of the look of stubble.)

He has not tweeted about it.

Fortunately, he didn't want to tweet today. We were super busy and didn't get home until after 5:30. He spent his precious computer time building robots with Wordgirl's Robot Builder.

This is an acceptable use of computer time. Gotta build your worlds. Assuming that is what Wordgirl's Robot Builder does.

I saw the number of posts this morning and thought: dear Lord, what happened? Is everyone alright?

Ah, body hair. Arch nemesis.

Pale skin + darkish hair + Eastern European ancestry = fuzzy

Let me add to this equation really low threshold for pain + hairy ancestors + living in a country which is summerish for most of the year = pain in the ass.

I did the laser removal (which doesn't really hurt) for the lower part of my legs (knees down - did it for armpits too, but it didn't catch properly), and as soon as I'll have the money, I'll do it for the entire leg (bikini line included). That's because I'm too lazy to think in advance "what I'll wear tomorrow? Will it show?", and I don't really have the time as well.

{{smonster}} the universe should step the fuck back from you.

Nope, it's building actual robots.

That almost seems cool but they kept saying I hadn't given my robot a mouth when I'd totally given my robot a mouth. Pikers.

I would love laser hair removal. And laser tooth whitening. And lasers to fix my eyes. What can't you do with lasers, really?? I am a pale girl, with dark hair. I dislike.

My head stubble feels like a cat's tongue, but softer.

Yes, I have been obsessed with the weirdness of my scalp for a week.