That almost seems cool but they kept saying I hadn't given my robot a mouth when I'd totally given my robot a mouth. Pikers.

I would love laser hair removal. And laser tooth whitening. And lasers to fix my eyes. What can't you do with lasers, really?? I am a pale girl, with dark hair. I dislike.

My head stubble feels like a cat's tongue, but softer.

Yes, I have been obsessed with the weirdness of my scalp for a week.

I would love to get laser hair removal.

A few months ago, my mom's cousin broke two ribs when she fell off the table where she was getting electrolysis.

I would love laser hair removal

I highly recommend it. Three years later, and I'm still surprised every now and then when I see the lower parts of my legs without the jungle of hair on them.

It's nice.

I shave underarms every other day or so. Legs, once in a while. In an evil quirk of fate, I have fine sparse hair on my legs, but darker hair on my toes, which grosses me right the fuck out out, but is hard to shave. I would get that foliage lasered off, but am loathe to spend the $$ on such a little thing. I groom The Area, but not in an extreme way, with a really sharp razor once a week or so. Sharp razor = less ingrowns for me.

I should be asleep. I am not asleep. Instead, I am eating a Tofurky sandwich, on a tortilla because I don't have any bread, and with mustard because I don't have any mayo. I recommend the mustard, but not the tortilla.

I really should be asleep. I think the Vicodin is doing something weird tonight. Instead of slightly loopy and then asleep, like usual, it's made me awake yet exhausted, and really hungry.

I am so jealous of people who don't have to shave regularly. All the hair below my belly button is coarse and dark and pokey and EW. Ironic since the hair on my head is fine, soft and blonde, as is the hair on my arms. Everywhere else, though? NSM. My legs stay smooth for about 24 hours before they feel like a porcupine again, and I have to shave my armpits every few days. I get bikini and upper leg waxes when I can afford them because (though I hate the pain) I love the 2-3 weeks of not having to deal with that region of my body. They are a must in summer for me if I want to wear anything that goes above the knee.

I would love to get my pits lazered. waxing my legs stings only slightly and is utterly tolerable when i'm controlling the ouchy. Waxing armpits? NSM. It's pretty much impossible. Stupid hairs growing every which direction.

I stayed up till 2:00 am to finish this stupid sociology paper.

This is gonna be a long day.